Scalar and Vector
...now we come to the taboo part of our presentation
in which the secret of all time will be revealed
to those who wish to understand understanding
characters arranged in uncharacteristic sequence
a...
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Categories:
off the peg, how i feel,
Form: Free verse
The Penguin - Long Version
...THE PENGUIN
Way down south on a continent frozen
The penguin a tough life has chosen
Though you’d think he’d be coy
Like a super-cool playboy
You’ll find him out preening and posin’
With mo...
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Categories:
off the peg, animal,
Form: Limerick
Electric Mosquito Bat
...Electric Mosquito Bat
Reached out for my windbreaker jacket, lifted it off its peg…
Slipped my left hand into the left sleeve to be followed by my right…
My mind was ever so clear, my heart ever...
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Categories:
off the peg, adventure, confusion, fantasy, funny,
Form: Narrative
Vertically Impaired (Englyn Unodle Union)
...I wish I could grow a bit
so my legs and jeans would fit
without using sewing kits or iron hem
just once them jeans would fit.
I wish I was five foot four
or maybe a little more
I could wear ...
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Categories:
off the peg, funny
Form: Englyn
Male Formalities
...Excuse me Mr Penguin,
in your formal black attire;
are you going to State Occasion?
Do you mind if I enquire?
Is it for a Mansion House Banquet,
Hunt, May or Common Ball?
Do you wish for specially f...
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Categories:
off the peg, business, confusion, dedication, education,
Form: Light Verse