Off The Peg Poems - Poems about Off The Peg

...now we come to the taboo part of our presentation in which the secret of all time will be revealed to those who wish to understand understanding characters arranged in uncharacteristic sequence a......Read the rest...

...THE PENGUIN Way down south on a continent frozen The penguin a tough life has chosen Though you’d think he’d be coy Like a super-cool playboy You’ll find him out preening and posin’ With mo......Read the rest...

...Electric Mosquito Bat Reached out for my windbreaker jacket, lifted it off its peg… Slipped my left hand into the left sleeve to be followed by my right… My mind was ever so clear, my heart ever......Read the rest...

...I wish I could grow a bit so my legs and jeans would fit without using sewing kits or iron hem just once them jeans would fit. I wish I was five foot four or maybe a little more I could wear ......Read the rest...

...Excuse me Mr Penguin, in your formal black attire; are you going to State Occasion? Do you mind if I enquire? Is it for a Mansion House Banquet, Hunt, May or Common Ball? Do you wish for specially f......Read the rest...