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Scalar and Vector

...now we come to the taboo part of our presentation in which the secret of all time will be revealed to those who wish to understand understanding characters arranged in uncharacteristic sequence a......

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Categories: off the peg, how i feel,
Form: Free verse

The Penguin - Long Version

...THE PENGUIN Way down south on a continent frozen The penguin a tough life has chosen Though you’d think he’d be coy Like a super-cool playboy You’ll find him out preening and posin’ With mo......

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Categories: off the peg, animal,
Form: Limerick

Vertically Impaired (Englyn Unodle Union)

...I wish I could grow a bit so my legs and jeans would fit without using sewing kits or iron hem just once them jeans would fit. I wish I was five foot four or maybe a little more I could wear ......

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Categories: off the peg, funny
Form: Englyn

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

Male Formalities

...Excuse me Mr Penguin, in your formal black attire; are you going to State Occasion? Do you mind if I enquire? Is it for a Mansion House Banquet, Hunt, May or Common Ball? Do you wish for specially f......

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Categories: off the peg, business, confusion, dedication, education,
Form: Light Verse