Off Base Poems - Poems about Off Base

...I know you say that there’s bodies across the Russian land, outside of abandoned work camps, where countless souls were damned, and yes, there’s twenty million gone by those who claimed our name......Read the rest...

...A toddler in a stroller passed And, looking at her face, It seemed to me that she was Merely staring into space. Which made me wonder – could it be She’d nothing on her mind? If not, and I co......Read the rest...

...I could be way off base, but I think that ‘Control’ and ‘Graced Giving’ are opposites, poles that can’t meet in a space with dimensions, where sanity floats and integrity lives (for one can’t buy ......Read the rest...

...A family of nine sisters, none named the way the names could have fit. They started out with three flowers, and thought it wise to continue it. Our last name so plain, Daddy argued. Daisy, Fern an......Read the rest...

...The mirror’s the scariest place For gazing at my aging face. I realize that I’m In the race against time Fairly certain to lose in disgrace. Clothes and make-up can help to erase Certain wrin......Read the rest...

...Are you aware of a website called “Pantie Waste” Yup! We can buy second-hand panties, not very chaste Is this an internet stunt Nope, a personal affront Unbelievably disgusting, I rule th......Read the rest...

...Though the necks sighting of Ichabod Crane humungous horror helplessly harassing, hellish hyena howling, hideously hounding, headless Halloween hair raising happening, regarding haunting h......Read the rest...

...About Trump Could Hardly Wait About Trump we could hardly wait; We had heard about him as of late; A procraster; Prefers disaster; Said his big mouth should suffocate. Jim Horn Over ten ......Read the rest...

...I don't know how it started But it's an annual event But I don't think that an egg hunt Is the best way to present The story of our saviour Chocolate eggs you go and find I don't th......Read the rest...

...Trump Without A Spine We always knew Trump was without a spine; Less having called someone a Frankenstein; Never did share; Caught in snare; Was far off base and completely out of line. Jim......Read the rest...

... `There’s always that one Who’s a wee bit different The one who marches to a different drum There’s always that person Who seems indifferent Not to all things in common but is alw......Read the rest...

...Trump Big Idiot Trump big idiot rapidly is becoming, And below 60 intelligence is summing; Careless mental case, Who is way off base; Out of him at all expect exactly nothing. James Thesari......Read the rest...

...Big Idiot Becoming Big idiot Trump is becoming; Below 60 intelligence is summing; Such a mental case, Who is way off base; Of all knows most about nothing. Jim Horn......Read the rest...

...HARVEY WALL-BANGERS Having a good time drinking Harvey Wall-bangers Always watching out on how much I drink Reaching into an unknown realm of alcohol Very tempting this drink can be to one an......Read the rest...

...Eve T.M.M. is a sweet Canadian gal A product of the wild wild west Living between Edmonton and Calgary Imagine as a cowgirl she's dressed Riding frisky stallions and lassooing steers R......Read the rest...