Humorous Nursery Rhyme Poems
These Humorous Nursery Rhyme poems are examples of Nursery Rhyme poems about Humorous. These are the best examples of Nursery Rhyme Humorous poems written by international poets.
Little Miss Muffet
Little Miss Muffet loved her curds and whey,
give me a box of cereal with cold milk and I will be on my way....
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children, fun, nursery rhyme,
If You're Ever in CreweThere was a young woman from Crewe
So drunk that she puked in her shoe
The old biddy who saw
Dropped her mouth down in awe
For they were...
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nursery rhyme, cute, fun, giggle, humorous,
White Fluffy Snow Nursery Rhyme
Look at all the white fluffy snow,
I see Birdie the old black crow.
Mommy can I go out and play,
yes but a coat and hat on...
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nursery rhyme, child, chocolate, dance, fun,
Legos Nursery RhymesMy bedroom has a rug on the wood floor,
Many colorful squares are everywhere.
I made a tall blue tower up my door,...
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nursery rhyme, animal, blue, child, color,
My Cute Little Puppy Nursery RhymeMy cute little puppy,
let us go riding in my doll buggy,
let us go riding in my doll buggy.
My cute little puppy,
I am so very...
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nursery rhyme, child, cute, day, dog,
Snory Corythere was a boy named Cory
one night he claimed great glory
his moniker came
he arose to fame
his snoring laudatory...
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nursery rhyme, 2nd grade, 3rd grade,
The Proud Green Worm Nursery RhymeThis worm is proud to be green, ...
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nursery rhyme, food, fun, humor, teenage,
Sleep Little One Nursery RhymeMommy do you see the pink fluffy cat,
she is wearing a big purple lace hat.
Mommy see the red polka dotted rat,
he ran fast with an...
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nursery rhyme, blue, cat, humor, purple,
Winter Is Not ForeverQuote By Poet "Bears sleep all winter. Spring is their wake up call."
Winter is coming so we must hide, ...
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nursery rhyme, animal, cool, flower, humor,
The Teeny Weeny ArachnidThe teeny weeny arachnid
crawled up my dingy wall.
Little did he know
this would turn into a brawl.
Then I grabbed a shoe
held it high above my head.
And...
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nursery rhyme, 1st grade, animal, childhood,
Smokey and the BanditSmokey the Clown ran around,
With Bob the Burger Bandit.
Bob, the slob, needed a job;
But didn't know how to land it.
Smokey tried to get him inside,
A...
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nursery rhyme, anger, friendship, humorous, jobs,
Santa Christmas Wish Nursery RhymeSanta Claus had a daring dairy dream
While sweating over Christmas presents theme -
To have summer fun,
And bask in the sun,
With a cool present -...
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nursery rhyme, christmas, humorous,
Lady From London - Nursery RhymeThere was an old lady from London,
Who had a son called Brandon,
He travelled to the moon,
Came back on a noon,
With an alien friend called Mystidon.
November...
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nursery rhyme, funny, humor, humorous,
Cat In Rat Hole-Nursery RhymeIn an old house there once lived a black cat
From half a mile she could smell a fat rat
She was too lazy to run
Liked to...
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nursery rhyme, cat, humorous,
Wait HereHere's a long wait
Here's the pause
Here's a poem from me
Here's the cause
Hope you like it now
Hope you like it later
Hope your read it further
When it's...
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nursery rhyme, assonance, extended metaphor, funny,