Nose Job Poems - Poems about Nose Job

...I'm just writing my story Leaving out all the glory I never tore them; yet the pages and spine are all but broken Its letters are scattered, yet still the words form a concise omen Would you read......

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...Darling, I’m thinking of getting implants. Right fine, I was going to the gardening centre today, we can go together No, silly, breast implants. You already have two breasts. I want bigger ones. ......

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... *This poem will make more sense to Americans who watched t.v. in the 1970’s TIC TAC TOE the board real tidy. today Tiger would hold together the family photo. how old the queu......

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...A face lift here and a tummy tuck there Pearly white implants and bionic gold hair A nose job that rocks Once a hound now a fox Beauty skin deep just got you a billionaire 12/20/22......

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...Nose job nasal piercing; yeuk! more suitable for cattle what a silly moo! Written after I saw a teenager with a large metal ring through her septum. I can understand ear piercing......

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...Santa, I have an important request. Please don't embarrass me with ho ho hos. If you'd looked at my face you might have guessed. I'm serious about fixing my nose. I can sense you are stifling y......

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...He joins the league of the oldest continuous civilization and keeps three out of every five of the globe’s underground crude. Typified by a way of life resting on three luxurious pillows a......

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...Before I left the house I had a chat with my mirror To get feedback on my blouse And guess what? So loyal of the mirror It revealed answers I hadn't put questions for Rubbed in my face was......

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...my next wife I'm gonna let God pick her and I'm gonna stick to picking watermelons and continue to not be a felon n' stop being don juan. when I look at my wife of some now many years late I wonder ......

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...If I was a girl and ugly as a freak my life was gonna be miserable first i was gonna need a total facelift a huge nose job and a job on my lips a job on my boobs and of course a butt-lift a fun guy ......

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...I LOVE YOU is what you said but you can't show it CAN I LAY BESIDE YOU ewe i want to throw up LET ME TOUCH YOUR BODY not this one on to the next YOU'RE MY SPECIAL GIRL i bet I WILL TEACH YOU A LE......

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...GUYS WHO WORK IN THE ZOO Laryngitis specialist for the giraffe A dozen lozenges for her calf Dental assistant doing fillings Or bridgework for baby crocodillings Pest control officer f......

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...I think I'll cover my bald head maybe with a brand new baseball hat. Because I'm damn good lookin' if it weren't for that.. I'm thinking about having surgery have these bags trimmed from under......

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