I'M Damn Good Lookin'

I think I'll cover my bald head maybe with a brand new baseball hat. Because I'm damn good lookin' if it weren't for that.. I'm thinking about having surgery have these bags trimmed from under my eyes. Because I'm damn good lookin' if it weren't for them bags of mine. You can see I need a nose job cut about half off and a little less wide. Because I'm damn good lookin' if my nose, I could hide. My ears I could get pinned back so they don't stick-out like taxi doors. Because I'm damn good lookin' if my ears weren't shaped like boards. They could cut this mole off my butt it's ugly, but I don't see it much. Because I'm damn good lookin' when I got my pants pulled up. I don't know about my pretty wife she won't even give me a kiss. Because I'm damn good lookin' if it weren't for my ugliness'.