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Beauty Skin Deep

A face lift here and a tummy tuck there
Pearly white implants and bionic gold hair
A nose job that rocks
Once a hound now a fox
Beauty skin deep just got you a billionaire

12/20/22

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Marikate Kingston

February 1, 2023 at 9:42 PM

...or lost you a billion! Your second line made me laugh outloud. I lived in a very wealthy part of Ct. and your poem describes most of my old community. "Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?" They are all wondering as they fall asleep each night. WONDERFUL poem. "Nothing tucked or replaced here" said the poor poet. :)

Robert Gorelick

February 5, 2023 at 8:50 AM

I know that community, I used to sell botox there business was good! Thank you, for your compliments, Marikate, much appreciated. Robert

Michael Tor

January 10, 2023 at 9:10 AM

Clever reflection on this saying Robert. Loved how you shed some real truth on the saying by your clever words. Thanks for sharing missed your poetry.

Robert Gorelick

February 5, 2023 at 8:54 AM

As the bible says "vanity vanity always vanity" You were greatly missed, welcome back.

FJ Thomas

January 8, 2023 at 1:54 PM

Lol oh dang, sounds like she's outdone the six million dollar man! Cannot see myself ever partaking of plastic surgery but to each his own.

Robert Gorelick

February 5, 2023 at 8:50 AM

Lol

FJ Thomas

January 8, 2023 at 4:55 PM

Lol you are terrible Robert Gorelick

Robert Gorelick

January 8, 2023 at 4:35 PM

I see your point. I've a cousin who smiles all the time. She's not happy, it's just that she had so much plastic surgery she can't not smile! Happy New Year!

Paghunda Zahid

December 29, 2022 at 8:40 PM

That's a good one. May the New Year bless you with health, wealth, and happiness Robert

Robert Gorelick

January 8, 2023 at 4:33 PM

Glad you enjoyed, Paghunda. Anyone of those would thrill me! Happy New Year!

I Am Anaya

December 27, 2022 at 8:24 AM

Sign me up, aye. I just saw an ad: Plastic Surgery You Can Afford! Yikes-- LOL

Robert Gorelick

January 8, 2023 at 4:31 PM

As they say it isn't how you feel, it's how you look that counts, and you look marvelous!

Anselmo Boles

December 20, 2022 at 6:41 PM

Hahaha, Robert, the gold diggers are always out on the hunt! I'm not turned on by these kinds of chicks, but I really like your Limericks!! Trump probably wouldn't mind pimping these tramps. Enjoy the holidays...ab

Robert Gorelick

December 21, 2022 at 2:06 PM

Definitely Trump eye candy ab. The shallow uber rich and his trophy usually end up in the deep end! Glad you enjoyed. Happy Holidays