Halloween Nonsense Poems

My Astrologer, ‘Sex and Love’ horoscope, for Halloween, is grim and on-trend for me.
(Libra) “Get ready to take some chill-time - give yourself the space...

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There once was a man with a head
Like a pumpkin it was, and called Fred
How they laughed in the Spring
At the pumpkin head thing
Oh the...

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On a night made of black sequined velvet
Missing perhaps more sequins 
Than the years have managed to retain

The air smells of damp yellow leaves
Wisps of...

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Bats and snakes, make no mistakes 
                  ...

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The Ghost denied
he was a Ghost,

though clearly
I saw through -- 

Someone I knew
in life, back then
quite pink, substantial
with lots 
and lots to do – 

tried...

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Careless stepping 
over the sole 
onto the tongue 
taking foothold

tingling the leg crawl

bravery perhaps
unwise direction
the venomous creep
dreadful little faces
with large vengeance
fire-ants the masks
their own

next one’s...

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One Summer night, just around dawn
A Motley Crew came to town
But there was something that filled with dread
They were all very dead.

The folk scattered to...

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Where is Ketchna?
It is in orbit around some mother
Pass the ketchup please 

            ...

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‘Twas on a morning brisk and airy
I met a creature big and hairy.
It glowered at me, and I at it.
I was not afraid, not one...

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0.An exceptionally skilled person
3.Pulling meaning from words
3.Puzzling and capturing thoughts
7.Risking life
4.Sitting standing
6.Casting spells
4.Enchanting transforming
5.Reading expressions
6.Showing magic
4.Getting applause
0.Receiving money....

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Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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Things of Need

When I open up my cupboard, 
I find it full of items, 
lost…and then found. 

This piece of glass, that item made of...

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(For the Lack of anything else to call it)
          Educated Nonsense     ...

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Blind in one eye with the voice of a shrew
   Her chin came to a point, moles wildly grew
From her cheeks in a...

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Halloween Pumpkin

Mary bought a Pumpkin for Halloween,
The biggest Pumpkin I’d ever seen.
She took it home then cut two eyes,
Out popped a Squirrel much to her...

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