Humorous No Man Poems
These Humorous No Man poems are examples of No Man poems about Humorous. These are the best examples of No Man Humorous poems written by international poets.
Poor man, marriedHe thinks post nor prior, poor man’s married,
He looks but sees no more, poor man’s married.
Late from office and empty-handed still,
Now catches up with chore,...
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no man, humor, husband,
The Man
The Man
Miracle Man
4/19/2024
An old geezer who had a thin truncal,
was cursed with a large neck carbuncle,
He wasn’t the same,
after bad news came,
of cannibals making...
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no man, humorous, political,
Man I Am exhaustedSo much effort
goes into feeling well...Man,
I’m exhausted! There’s nausea
from supplements, the squeak
and throb, Just One More Rep!~ exercising…
Man, I’m exhausted!
...
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no man, humorous, husband, inspirational, nonsense,
Alice from Dallas
There was a shyster from Dallas
whose lies were full of malice.
He groped the wrong girl
whose anger unfurled.
So now, they call him Alice....
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no man, anger, evil, fun, giggle,
Man with Looks
A man with heavenly looks divine
could not understand his pickup line,
"Would you fancy a duck?"
was not bringing him luck.
He had to rely mostly on wine....
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no man, funny, giggle, humorous, silly,
Man Named PeterThere was a man named Peter
Who couldn't write a love letter.
He watched a movie
...
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no man, humorous,
A Man of Magnanimous SoulA man of magnanimous soul
Wakes up in the early morning
Parts the curtains and picks up a call -
The third Macbeth witch is calling
She...
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no man, adventure, humorous,
Little Toy Brick Man for your information
I am not a little toy brick man
with U shaped hands
and interchangeable heads
but the world I live in
is...
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no man, humorous, imagination, introspection, life,
Snow WhiteSnow White took an unladylike bite
of a big red apple polished bright
she snoozed quite a while
he kissed her with guile
and they shared an afternoon delight...
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no man, fruit, funny, humorous, kiss,
The Fat Man and the ToadIt was a nice day, and a fat man was crossing the road, but he slipped and fell and accidently stepped on a Toad.
He didn’t...
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no man, humor, humorous,
She Wants To Show She Still Has a ManAttending flower show with wife, Mr. Mouse feels dread.
She ignores him completely, and runs way up ahead.
Jotting down notes, and shushing him every single time.
He...
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no man, humorous,
Cautious ManThere once was a cautious weird man named Berm
He was mortally so afraid of germ
No girl did he ever kiss
Saying I won’t get sick...
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no man, funny, humorous,
Florida Man 16
A Florida gal seemed just fine
till she had to walk a straight line.
Her Irish folk dance
was not just by chance;
with whiskey comes risk when you...
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no man, humorous,
Florida Man 14
A Florida Man was in court
defending an arson report.
A lawyer for hire,
his pants caught on fire;
at least he now understands tort.
Denying the arson attack,
he need...
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no man, culture, humorous,
Florida Man 12A Florida man missed his mates,
decided that he’d hop the gates.
‘Twas a poor decision,
for this was a prison;
Now they all hang out stamping plates.
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A Florida...
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no man, friend, humorous,