Florida Man 14

A Florida Man was in court defending an arson report. A lawyer for hire, his pants caught on fire; at least he now understands tort. Denying the arson attack, he need not be bothered with facts. His extemporaneous: the car burst spontaneous, like his e-cig battery pack. —————
A Florida lawyer was in court defending his client against an arson charge by suggesting the car spontaneously caught fire, when the e-cigarette battery pack in the lawyer’s pant shorted and set his pants on fire…
Copyright © | Year Posted 2023

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Krutsinger Avatar
February 6, 2023 at 11:24 AM
This is hilarious - the story and the poem
Rhymer Avatar
February 1, 2023 at 11:13 PM
Jeff you seem to have found a bottomless pool when it comes to those Florida folk.Can we get a Hey! from the panhandlers.Funny story.
Bauer Avatar
February 1, 2023 at 1:27 PM
i guess you can't make something like this up, jeff! great job of turning it into an excellent poem...
Rose  Avatar
February 1, 2023 at 4:01 AM
LOL THATS KARMA FOR YOU
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