A Day After My Death
...The sun has risen and the dews no more
On grass. Birds are singing, farmers working,
Housewives cooking and beggars on the door.
Seeing unknown people, dogs are barking
And the naughty boys pl...
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Categories:
newsreaders, death,
Form: Sonnet
Beats the Hell Outa Me
...I don't like snakes or spiders,
weak tea or fizzy ciders.
Seats on buses that are slightly damp,
TV presenters who are far too camp.
Jalapeño peppers that are too hot to handle,
or electricity...
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Categories:
newsreaders, humor, perspective,
Form: Rhyme
A Day After My Death
...The sun has risen and the dews no more
On grass. Birds are singing, farmers working,
Housewives cooking and beggars on the door.
Seeing unknown people, dogs are barking
And the naughty boys pla...
...
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Categories:
newsreaders, death,
Form: Verse
Snake In the Grrr Ass
...A man from Bancock
Got a exscruisiating nasty shock
For he was sat on the throne
But he was not alone
A very large snake
came up from the toilet bowl
And grabbed him on a certain place
And w...
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Categories:
newsreaders, animal, funny, horror, humorous,
Form: Free verse
El Paso
...I like El Paso...the heat, the dust, the heat,
I like the cars and the hats the cops wear,
cowboys in a rusty B movie,
but most of all I like the people, the
janitors and doctors and newsreade...
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Categories:
newsreaders, adventure,
Form: Free verse