Snake In the Grrr Ass

A man from Bancock Got a exscruisiating nasty shock For he was sat on the throne But he was not alone A very large snake came up from the toilet bowl And grabbed him on a certain place And wouldn't let go I can imagine his screams And his face A tug of war for half an hour or more Of his hellish day The Doctors say He'll be ok But not sure about his wedding tackle. ''Just been on TV news, you could hear the newsreaders laughing in the background. Poor mam.'' Always check before you hit the deck.'' Peter Dome. Copyright. 2016. May.