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Snake In the Grrr Ass

A man from Bancock
Got a exscruisiating nasty shock
For he was sat on the throne
But he was not alone 
A very large snake
came up from the toilet bowl
And grabbed him on a certain place 
And wouldn't let go
I can imagine his screams
And his face
A tug of war for half an hour or more
Of his hellish day
The Doctors say
He'll be ok
But not sure about his wedding tackle.

''Just been on TV news, you could hear the newsreaders laughing in the background.
Poor mam.'' Always check before you hit the deck.''



Peter Dome. Copyright. 2016. May.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2016




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Date: 5/26/2016 6:26:00 AM
ha ha ha what a story:-) hugs Jan xx
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Peter Dome
Date: 5/26/2016 6:59:00 AM
Ouch. thank you Jan great to hear from you. hope you are ok. my best wishes. Pete.

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