Neanderthal Poems - Poems about Neanderthal

~ An Eight-Line Treatise on 'Settler Colonialism' ~ The Apache beat up on the Cheyenne and the Iroquois on the Sioux Mohawks ‘mohawked’ the...

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The lost mirror of humanity’s soul, covered by helix threads Or a creature who would destroy the wall of man and beast Who would rip apart man’s olive crown for the kingdom of nature...

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HEY! HEY! Mr. Neanderthal Man Where did you get those looks? Hey pretty boy! Seen pictures of you In my ancient history books WOW! WOW! What a great physique Unmatched in these here parts Should enter a Mr. Universe Contest In a new category set apart BAD! BAD! Didn't mean to offend you You do have redeeming factors Lighting a fire rubbing sticks together And avoiding nuclear disasters HEY!...

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The secret to life is no secret at all It's as simple as learning to speak or to crawl When we master that The rest is a snap Erect we'll look less like a neanderthal...

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A Neanderthal me comes at night, He’s storm and grumpy, an ugly blight. You will not see him with human eyesight. But he’ll be unkind, and I don’t mean slight....

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A happy life is not available to all Circumstances determine who's invited to the ball The successful ones Are ones with strong lungs Saying, “Look at me! I'm your top neanderthal!”...

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Further to my friend's recent post My son's friend threw a tantrum, hubby was the goat She threw his meal against the wall He was acting like a neanderthal Expecting to be fed like a king in royal robes...

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Do you think neanderthals learned to tongue kiss It would explain the seven billion people on the premises If they just held hands And touched other glands But apparently the tongue was a sex organ causing bliss...

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I fell forty-two feet into the time travel well, sadly. And ended up barely alive, at the bottom, gladly. Followed a crevice to a hunky macho caveman’s lair. He had all kinds of ugly, cranky, snarly filthy hair. Shockingly, he made an untoward amorous move toward me. Utterly surprised he was at how rapidly mean I could be. Next the crude...

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N - Not usually spotted in the western hemisphere E - Extinct in Canada A- Almost always N- Nervous around humans D- Disappears in deep underbrush when sensed E -Enthusiastic about privacy and un-birthday parties R-Rarely seen in cities T-Typically shy H-Hair grows faster than a grizzly A-Appetite for green plants L-Loves not being the center of attention...

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The hairiest arm came out of the pot and slapped me. I slapped it back, angry now, for without a head, How could the arm do that? My husband jumped out of his recliner. What are you making? He asked. His voice was shaky. It is always shaky when I am inventing food. Don’t worry about it, I told him. A foot...

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Killed the gray Neanderthal cartoon Rubbed him out with an eraser Brushed bits of him onto floor Making a little mess My husband watched me Pretty disgusted He is the one Who vacuums living room...

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The secret to life is no secret at all It's as simple as learning to speak or to crawl When we master that The rest is a snap Standing erect we'll look less like a neanderthal...

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IN THE BEGINNING THEY SAY MAN WAS WINNING AND THEN I MET YOU, NOW I'M IN A ZOO IN THIS PLACE WHERE I'M DWELLING THERE'S REALLY NO TELLING JUST WHAT I MIGHT DO TO GET INTO YOU CAUSE YOU'RE SUCH A DOLL, OOH OOH OOH, I'M A NEANDERTHAL I'VE DUMPED MY COLLECTION OF WEEKEND AFFECTION A BLONDE WORK OF ART IS NOW...

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He stands there, stripped bare, shameless, nameless, voiceless Standing there, choice-less No dignity, no vanity, no pity No integrity No eyeballs so no stare, no flesh and no hair And no underwear No contract, no guarantee, no warranty No appearance fee He stands there, stripped bare, shameless, nameless, voiceless Sudden schoolboys-less Museum... noiseless...

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