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Neanderthal Poems - Poems about Neanderthal

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Paper, Pencil, and No Distraction
... I consider myself a technologically savvy old geezer. With a simple utterance of “Hey Google, show me cute puppy videos” my world is filled with hours of mindless entertainment. I can do Facebook, ......Read the rest...
Categories: neanderthal, poetry,
Form: Haibun

Premium Member Presidential Pronouncement
... Our precocious President pronounces, in patent ad hominem attack, that those deplorable disagreeables are notably Neanderthal. He might be technically correct; nasty Neanderthals existentia......Read the rest...
Categories: neanderthal, bullying,
Form: Alliteration
Premium Member Halloween at Hogwarts
...Being a parsel-tongue, I knew I was Slytherine, of course. Dressing in scales and slithering would give it away though. So I dressed as my patronus, seventeen-hands high stallion horse, Entering t......Read the rest...
Categories: neanderthal, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Still Not a Robot
... To prove my humanity I must obey the prompt "I am not a robot." I assure you, oh online enforcer wIth no heart, I am fully human having not been swapped out with anything -- unless you cou......Read the rest...
Categories: neanderthal, identity,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member To Be Heard A Collaboration, Sandra L Weiss and Daniel Turner
...Although we have never met, and I have never heard your voice. I know one day I will regret, not offering you a choice. Do you speak in a soft tone, or let out a booming bellow? When talking ......Read the rest...
Categories: neanderthal, humorous, voice, words,
Form: Rhyme

Back Passage Billy
...I'd chosen you as my flunky - Your hair - Neanderthal red, You'd hurry towards my shrill calling, De-cloth me and roll me to bed. 'Textured', you woo-ed, 'mild and creamy', Said I'd never last......Read the rest...
Categories: neanderthal, abuse, age, courage, daughter,
Form: Rhyme
Neanderthal Revived
...The lost mirror of humanity’s soul, covered by helix threads Or a creature who would destroy the wall of man and beast Who would rip apart man’s olive crown for the kingdom of nature......Read the rest...
Categories: neanderthal, animal, deep, humanity, identity,
Form: Sijo
My Mate's a Primate
...I have a friend who beats his chest Who thinks he's tough, an ego blessed He goes out clubbing, club in hand Neanderthal romance, clubber lang. He drinks banana daiquiris by the bowl Expe......Read the rest...
Categories: neanderthal, friendship, humor, satire,
Form: Rhyme
Dumbfoundedness Still Prevails Three Weeks Later
...Dumbfoundedness still prevails three weeks later... when held spellbound courtesy grifter Flim-flam man left lasting emotional whiplash his derelict perfected artifice to hijack every last cent......Read the rest...
Categories: neanderthal, 12th grade, absence, adventure,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member He Needs a Cave Woman
...That creep is a misogynistic Neanderthal The only one who would date him would be cave woman Someone who likes being dragged around by her hair Someone who likes being abused by her men My cousin......Read the rest...
Categories: neanderthal, humorous,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member New Bartender Billy Van Nyes
...I will have a Neanderthal with a sharp twist, Swiss on the side. novice bartender from Ohio, smiled, nodded and rapidly complied. make me a bull without horns, left foot in the barn. Bartender sho......Read the rest...
Categories: neanderthal, humorous,
Form: Light Verse
Glory To Thermodynamics In General
...Glory to thermodynamics in general... and generation of heat in particular cuz yours truly spoiled with trappings of Western Civilization. How ideal I imagine to dwell in a self sufficie......Read the rest...
Categories: neanderthal, adventure, appreciation, april, community,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Xanadu
...We are in Xanadu. A million lights are dancing and there you are, a shooting star. An everlasting world and you're here with me, eternally Xanadu. BY "JEFF LYNNE" ......Read the rest...
Categories: neanderthal, analogy, appreciation, beauty, creation,
Form: Rhyme
Rampant and Endemic Police Brutality
...Rampant and endemic police brutality... flourishes against United States citizens of color going on three years post George Floyd short lived heightened awareness when #blacklivesmatter in......Read the rest...
Categories: neanderthal, absence, abuse, africa, anger,
Form: Free verse
The Man From Eritrea
...Around one hundred millennia ago there was a man from Eritrea. “I run like gazelle and can throw, a spear to kill was my idea”. Feed my family, develop a tribe, with teamwork hunger satiated. ......Read the rest...
Categories: neanderthal, humanity, parents,
Form: Rhyme

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