Neanderthal Poems - Poems about Neanderthal

... I consider myself a technologically savvy old geezer. With a simple utterance of “Hey Google, show me cute puppy videos” my world is filled with hours of mindless entertainment. I can do Facebook, ......Read the rest...

... Our precocious President pronounces, in patent ad hominem attack, that those deplorable disagreeables are notably Neanderthal. He might be technically correct; nasty Neanderthals existentia......Read the rest...

...Being a parsel-tongue, I knew I was Slytherine, of course. Dressing in scales and slithering would give it away though. So I dressed as my patronus, seventeen-hands high stallion horse, Entering t......Read the rest...

... To prove my humanity I must obey the prompt "I am not a robot." I assure you, oh online enforcer wIth no heart, I am fully human having not been swapped out with anything -- unless you cou......Read the rest...

...Although we have never met, and I have never heard your voice. I know one day I will regret, not offering you a choice. Do you speak in a soft tone, or let out a booming bellow? When talking ......Read the rest...

...I'd chosen you as my flunky - Your hair - Neanderthal red, You'd hurry towards my shrill calling, De-cloth me and roll me to bed. 'Textured', you woo-ed, 'mild and creamy', Said I'd never last......Read the rest...

...The lost mirror of humanity’s soul, covered by helix threads Or a creature who would destroy the wall of man and beast Who would rip apart man’s olive crown for the kingdom of nature......Read the rest...

...I have a friend who beats his chest Who thinks he's tough, an ego blessed He goes out clubbing, club in hand Neanderthal romance, clubber lang. He drinks banana daiquiris by the bowl Expe......Read the rest...

...Dumbfoundedness still prevails three weeks later... when held spellbound courtesy grifter Flim-flam man left lasting emotional whiplash his derelict perfected artifice to hijack every last cent......Read the rest...

...That creep is a misogynistic Neanderthal The only one who would date him would be cave woman Someone who likes being dragged around by her hair Someone who likes being abused by her men My cousin......Read the rest...

...I will have a Neanderthal with a sharp twist, Swiss on the side. novice bartender from Ohio, smiled, nodded and rapidly complied. make me a bull without horns, left foot in the barn. Bartender sho......Read the rest...

...Glory to thermodynamics in general... and generation of heat in particular cuz yours truly spoiled with trappings of Western Civilization. How ideal I imagine to dwell in a self sufficie......Read the rest...

...We are in Xanadu. A million lights are dancing and there you are, a shooting star. An everlasting world and you're here with me, eternally Xanadu. BY "JEFF LYNNE" ......Read the rest...

...Rampant and endemic police brutality... flourishes against United States citizens of color going on three years post George Floyd short lived heightened awareness when #blacklivesmatter in......Read the rest...

...Around one hundred millennia ago there was a man from Eritrea. “I run like gazelle and can throw, a spear to kill was my idea”. Feed my family, develop a tribe, with teamwork hunger satiated. ......Read the rest...