Best Neanderthal Poems
Below are the all-time best Neanderthal poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of neanderthal poems written by PoetrySoup members
The Narcissistic NeanderthalLike an archaic humanoid dinosaur
you plunder through life taking no prisoners,
...
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Categories:
neanderthal, loss, passion, political, romance,
Form:
Blank verse
NeanderthalHe stands there, stripped bare, shameless, nameless, voiceless
Standing there, choice-less
No dignity, no vanity, no pity
No integrity
No eyeballs so no stare, no flesh and...
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Categories:
neanderthal, history, science,
Form:
Rhyme
NeanderthalNEANDERTHAL
In times gone by, now recondite,
Neanderthal, erect, upright,
spoke softly, tones so lily-white,
and tried to put the world aright.
He taught us how the flame ignites
that wearing...
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Categories:
neanderthal, allegory,
Form:
Monorhyme
Aspie1—Milieu
Unique construction of body and mind
My niche in human pack not quickly found
Raw young heart of a curious design
The empty mirrors for my soul...
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Categories:
neanderthal, emotions, growing up, introspection,
Form:
Crown of Sonnets
OPPOSITES ATTRACT # 1You have elegance
Poise and grace
A certain sophistication
And what was once called “it”
You have beauty
And sex appeal
You know what you’ve got
And how to use it
You...
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Categories:
neanderthal, funny
Form:
I do not know?
The DreamIt was something
that brought a smile
to my face.
It had unusual underpinnings
with desirable overtones,
a pleasurable experience
as I wandered aimlessly
through concoctions Neanderthal
perpetuations ministered aloft
in dreams drearily
bound by...
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Categories:
neanderthal, fantasy, passion, sensual,
Form:
Free verse
AND NO ONE SPOKE….And no one spoke…
protecting all about them from
the perception of impropriety,
insensitivity, misunderstanding
…and no one looked…
shielding their eyes lest their gaze
be taken as an affront to...
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Categories:
neanderthal, fear,
Form:
Free verse
Lunar Ticking
American cosmonaut
moonwalking
Humanity is tethered to the line,
sweating vacuum fear facing the void
Planet of the apes ...
backwards talking
Silent film projector reel
spinning in reverse ... time capsule...
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Categories:
neanderthal, allusion, dark, symbolism, word
Form:
Free verse
to the ku klux klan Part 2We are all essentially African. That's where humanity first took birth.
Some then left Africa to populate every land mass on planet earth.
Those of us who...
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Categories:
neanderthal, educationdark, africa, dark, hate,
Form:
Rhyme
Miss So and So
She’s so neg neurodegenerative,
so womb retro Neanderthal
Her backward moving bellow decisions
aren’t thoroughly modern mellow
Got lip kicker high heels
that testosterone neuter kills
Miss So and So
loves to...
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Categories:
neanderthal, dark, image, slam, word
Form:
Burlesque
Gibraltar Crumbling
The Dune on the Rock
where fine grains of time
gradually slip
revealing footprints
of lost vertebrates:
an archaic
human being...
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Categories:
neanderthal, animal, time,
Form:
Diminished Hexaverse
*****destructusApparently Soup finds the Latin word for ‘Human’ offensive;
about as ‘P.C. gone wrong’ as it’s possible to get. I have had to
include completely superfluous hyphens...
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Categories:
neanderthal, humanity, war,
Form:
Limerick
Beginnings EndingsBeginnings – Endings
Out of the darkest reaches of time and space
came molten minerals, gasses, rocks, comets
– life traversing aeons, in suspended animation
across millions of light...
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Categories:
neanderthal, history, planet, universe,
Form:
Free verse
Blew it away like the sandSo I have some things, that I just have to say,
but please do not take me in the wrong way,
I have this tiny little problem,...
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Categories:
neanderthal, abuse, anti bullying, bullying,
Form:
Light Verse
LAME JOKESPatrick Ewing is Neanderthal, but his wife is pretty yawl.
Neil Cannon face is comical, but Mariah Carey loved him so.
Michael Jordan is crooked teeth and...
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Categories:
neanderthal, humor, humorous,
Form:
Imagism
What is the PictureWhat is the Picture ???,
the tapestry that man has weaved,
before and throughout recorded history.
Of what ?, have we been lead to believe ?
For me, it...
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Categories:
neanderthal, nature, planet,
Form:
Rhyme
Noisy Little MonkeyNoisy Little monkey
Techno junkie, clever monkey
Australopithecine
Habilis in magic mist
Little Lucy's dream
Swingers in city sky
*****erectus being
sunlit opposing thumbs
sad bipedal thing...
Flint knapper back stabber
rapping dancer man...
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Categories:
neanderthal, history, remember,
Form:
I do not know?
FOR PHILLIP and DIANE GARCIA - DITCH THE BEARDPhil’s caveman look is very weird
He really should shave off his beard
His mother is right
He looks a strange sight
The Neanderthal look’s to be feared!
Since December...
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Categories:
neanderthal, body, for her, for
Form:
Limerick
NEVER, ALWAYS, SOMETIMESI never ate a dinosaur,
Though I have always felt the call.
Sometimes I crave that giant beast
Like some wild Neanderthal.
I never yet have had false teeth.
I...
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Categories:
neanderthal, adventure, funny, heart,
Form:
Rhyme
There Once Was A ManThere Once Was A Man ...
There once was a man, oh so brave
Who would sleep in a hole, called a grave ...
Well, him being the...
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Categories:
neanderthal, funny,
Form:
Limerick
The CavemenUgg and Ogg, on a rock they sat.
The pair were in hiding from the sabred cat.
They had hunted for a whole week long.
...
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Categories:
neanderthal, funny, humor, silly,
Form:
Verse
Football, volleyball, baseball --- a nonsensical poemFootball, volleyball, baseball, softball,
Racquetball, handball, basketball, hardball. . . .
There're lots of sports in the world you play with a ball,
And you...
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Categories:
neanderthal, humor, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
CaffeineChemically: crystalline carbon compound
Commonly consumed as coffee, Coke
Choices? Consider chocolate
Craziness careens corners
Attitude and attention adjuster
Autumn afternoon activator
Accelerated activities
Ask another altruistic answerable
Fathoming fatherhood
Folgers: fresh...
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Categories:
neanderthal, food, endurance,
Form:
Acrostic
The Death of Saddam HusseinIt's been a long time since Saddam Hussein was executed by the Arab authorities and the U.S. Armed Forces (the U.S. Army, the U.S. Navy,...
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Categories:
neanderthal, death, history, on writing
Form:
Bio
The Continuing Evolution Of ManMan began life as a microbe
Swimming in the sea
Evolved into a fishy thing
Swimming fast and free
Then for some odd reason
Decided it’s time to go ashore
Developed...
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Categories:
neanderthal, funny, humor, men,
Form:
Rhyme