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Mr Neanderthal Man

HEY! HEY! Mr. Neanderthal Man Where did you get those looks? Hey pretty boy! Seen pictures of you In my ancient history books WOW! WOW! What a great physique Unmatched in these here parts Should enter a Mr. Universe Contest In a new category set apart BAD! BAD! Didn't mean to offend you You do have redeeming factors Lighting a fire rubbing sticks together And avoiding nuclear disasters HEY! HEY! Mr. Neanderthal Man Have you been living under a rock Or are you much like us guys today With faults like the rest of the flock?

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Date: 3/21/2022 6:24:00 PM
...mirrors....go figure...mmmhahahaha.... cofcof....i've felt like checking my i.d. too ....age sneaks up so quietly.....stan sand
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Jack Ellison
Date: 3/22/2022 3:14:00 AM
(chuckles) before you know it... crap... you're a neanderthal again... happens to everybody!!! My time is getting closer... wish me luck my friend LOL Have a great day Stan! Cheers!