Mr Neanderthal Man
HEY! HEY!
Mr. Neanderthal Man
Where did you get those looks?
Hey pretty boy! Seen pictures of you
In my ancient history books
WOW! WOW!
What a great physique
Unmatched in these here parts
Should enter a Mr. Universe Contest
In a new category set apart
BAD! BAD!
Didn't mean to offend you
You do have redeeming factors
Lighting a fire rubbing sticks together
And avoiding nuclear disasters
HEY! HEY!
Mr. Neanderthal Man
Have you been living under a rock
Or are you much like us guys today
With faults like the rest of the flock?
Copyright © Jack Ellison | Year Posted 2022
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