Napper Poems - Poems about Napper

...My dog is a professional napper. No one naps as hard as he does. With one eye open, he furiously snores. Because of his large body, some give him a wide berth. Even though his eye is open, he i......Read the rest...

...[Absolutely not, by any stretch of the imagination, based upon or influenced by or pertaining to any TV or radio production known as, but not exclusively limited to, “Sesame Street”… your honour!]......Read the rest...

...Solitary Cloud watcher, tea drinker, dog walker, cat napper I love summer twilight, dawn fog, and banana cream pie I believe hype is trite, compliments are contagious, and love is homemade I feel......Read the rest...

...Dedicated to my Friend, Andrea Dietrich A blessing meant to materialize is how I define Andrea’s role in my life. Andrea is a bright light of warmth that I began to seek more a......Read the rest...

...Cereal Kid-napper… One who randomly texts’ you Do you want to be kidnapped today, And apologizes when running late. You are picked up willing and able- No duct tape or zip ties are needed. ......Read the rest...

...My puppy looked up with needy eyes, Begging for a little woofy surprise, She wagged her tail and licked her lips As I fed her tasty, fresh ham strips, I think she's a food-napper in disguise.......Read the rest...

...I walked three miles this afternoon; My energy was sapped. As soon as I got home, I crashed And hit the bed and napped. Though not a napper normally (Its virtues leave me cold), Today I could......Read the rest...

..."Stand up straight" yelled the judge "Tell the court how you plead" he enquired of the young man accused "You are here to be tried of a heinous crime so why are you looking amused". "Not Guilty! ......Read the rest...

...I was told when I was little Of Bad Boy Napper, Betty Biddle Betty Biddle bad boy napped Even made a bad boy trap She filled it up with dirty shoes Grease and grime and gooey ooze Betty knew ......Read the rest...