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Funny Music Poems

These Funny Music poems are examples of Music poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Music Funny poems written by international poets.

FIRST DRAFT, DAVID GATES SONG

I would give everything I own
Give up my hat, toupee, and comb
I would give everything I own
Just to scratch your back again....

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Categories: music, funny love, giggle, humor,

Extrasensory Perception

What you talking about Mister?
He asked after the man
said "Sea Her F". C+ Sea
Her + the woamn
F is F!
Chef man it's a joke.
That aint something...

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Categories: music, film, food, french, language,

Hi Hey Ho


Connor Constrictor 
crept through the carpet.
Marianne Marmot 
marched through the market
singing, “Hi hey hi hey hi hey ho!”
Boys and girls join in singing,
“Hi hey hi...

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Categories: music, animal, children, fun, funny,

Trump

no, the instrument
not the president

jews harp, jaw harp
plucked from thy heart

by the shaman heals
meditation steals

its rhythms
across realms

eventualities
and through centuries

tricked by its old name lure
tricked by...

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Categories: music, fun, funny, history, humor,

Ole Clammitiens Words

Fee-got sew high I say
Man they tryna hem me so
I can't ah-ford nuttin.
I spent ah day in Allen Acres
Bay'd em breakfast
in e sand anna
I installo...

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Categories: film, insect, music,

A slice of harmony

Slouching, sleepy in the little arm chair, eating cake,
Our country on the screen, there isn’t much at stake.

Drowning out the tacky tunes with our laughter,
It’s...

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Categories: music, peace,

Crapping Out A Masterpiece, Part I

It’s funny to look at creatives,
painters, writers, musicians and such,
look back across their bodies of work,
and laugh at how much of it is luck,
that things...

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Categories: music, art, how i feel,

Corn Dogs and Ice Cream Cones a song

It's rare that most would call me a hot head
I am usually the coolest cucumber instead
I have no tells, so their heads don't swell
and I...

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Categories: music, extended metaphor, funny love,

Squirm the Germ

Squirm the Germ 

Vs.1
There’s a germ, his name is Squirm, he lives inside our head, and when we cough or sneeze or wheeze, he jumps...

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Categories: music, caregiving, child, education, health,

Glenn Hughes: God of Money

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          Welcome to the land of...

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Categories: music, allusion, analogy, appreciation, character,

Happiness

Happiness is when I am listening to the music,
feeling the rhythm, the melody, owning each beat.

Happiness is when I am dancing, expressing my
feelings in each...

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Categories: music, dance, family, friend, happiness,

Another Eighties Music Revival

The sudden eighties music craze
had gone beyond the norm
the local supermarket
was swept along by the storm
as more and more of the shoppers
joined in with the...

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Categories: funny, music, nostalgia,

Life is a Song

*Written using 25 Beatles hit song titles. Revised a bit for 2024

It's been a hard day's night, my love. Tonight, I want to hold your...

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Categories: appreciation, music, romantic love,

a poem inspired by glitchore that will age poorly probably

Fingertips click a
desperate breakbeat
as eyes glaze over
in blue light baptism
please overwhelm me

Binary jungle,
you glowing cesspit
through the clipping
curtain echoes a choir
of post-post ironic
agoraphobics. 

Dopamine is a...

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Categories: computer, funny, irony, music,

Soul Food Music

She says her love language is food well now you're talking baby
We can go anywhere what shall it be
Texas, Mexico, France, Italy, China, Germany, or...

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Categories: music, food, friendship love, funny,