Humorous Mum Poems
These Humorous Mum poems are examples of Mum poems about Humorous. These are the best examples of Mum Humorous poems written by international poets.
My Mates MumWith her very shapely thighs
And her nice firm bum
I can’t keep my eyes
Off my best mate’s mum
We could have fallen out
But we’re getting on fine...
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Categories:
mum, angst, humorous, lust,
Mum Loves WarThe hophead at the
Music festival next to me
Yells out the instruction
"Everybody shrink!"
The lead singer holds parallel
To the audience an elongated
Truncheon with a dishwashing
Glove on the...
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Categories:
mum, humor, humorous,
There For MeLooking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.
I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...
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Categories:
mum, 12th grade, character, hope,
I Am Telling Mum‘I’m gunna tell mum on you, you’re going to be in trouble,
How ever long you’re grounded for, I’ll make sure it’s double!
I’m gunna say you...
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Categories:
mum, children, humorous,
Smelly Mum It's Not FunMy Mum Once Said
You my son can’t watch the telly
Because you are so very smelly
But I replied I have just had a poo
So, what about...
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Categories:
mum, humor, humorous,
Not GruelA pot of stew.
Made with meat.
Meat and more meat.
I am hungry.
What is for dinner, mother?...
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Categories:
funny, giggle, humorous, mum,
Let Her Eat Cake - For MumI went into my kitchen to bake
An enormous rich chocolate cake
Mother gobbled the lot -
On the plate not a jot
No wonder she's got belly ache!
Mum...
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Categories:
mum, chocolate, food, for her,
A Mothers LullabyClose your eyes and good night
Really!!
I can’t even close my eyes for five minutes,
much less all night.
And rock-a-bye baby!
With...
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Categories:
humorous, mom, mother, mum,
Whats For Tea MumWhats for tea mum
As a child my diet was a thing to behold
whats on my plate was for me I was told
some of it great...
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Categories:
food, humorous, love, mum,
How Many Sleeps Is It MumAll across our little Island the kids are getting so excited
That special day is drawing near …they will be delighted
How many sleeps is it mum
Their...
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Categories:
mum, children, humorous,
A New Species Only Known To MumWith cavemen like grunts they extract themselves from their pit
Unable to communicate on a level you can understand …
spouting three letter syllables such as ...
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Categories:
mum, fun, growing up, humorous,
Everyone PoopsI am playing with my dollies
And my princess pram all pink
I'm nearly 5
A big girl now
No more nappies
Or plastic pants
I think
I outgrew the potty
When I...
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Categories:
mum, body, humor, humorous, wedding,
I Like Jam On My Lamb - For ContestQuote used "I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like them, Sam-I-Am.”
Dr. Seuss, Green Eggs and Ham
My mum says I’ve...
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Categories:
mum, food, humorous, kid, mother,
Dead As a DodoPut my key in the ignition – the car battery was flat
Dead as a blooming Dodo … now what do you think of that
Had promised...
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Categories:
car, humorous, mum,
Green MeanyShe stood innocently picking her nose
Wiped green slime upon mummy’s pretty clothes
When her mum saw the mess
Even she will confess
That mum and daughter almost came...
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Categories:
children, humorous, mum,