Smelly Mum It's Not Fun

My Mum Once Said

You my son can’t watch the telly
Because you are so very smelly

But I replied I have just had a poo
So, what about all of you!

As you all smell worse than I do
Even before you leave the loo

So what am I supposed to do
To watch the telly and have a poo!

DAMO x
Copyright © | Year Posted 2019

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Romios Avatar
November 17, 2019 at 7:58 AM
Hysterical, DAMO. Nice to see a poem with such honest. humor. Did enjoy this winner. Panagiota x
Keady Avatar
November 30, 2019 at 4:00 PM
Thankyou! I don't think I really smell.. well not much anyway. but mums know best, don't they :-) So glad you found the humour in my poem as it was meant to make the reader smile! And me to take a bath. Lol xx
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