My Mates Mum

With her very shapely thighs
And her nice firm bum
I can’t keep my eyes
Off my best mate’s mum
We could have fallen out
But we’re getting on fine 
I’ve got my eyes on his mum
And he’s got his on mine

Ben’s sat in the corner
As our teacher called him bad
He’d pinched the teacher’s bottom
Which had made the teacher mad
The teacher should be flattered
And should not make Ben feel sad
But I’m a little worried 
’Cause the teacher is my dad

Well, I stood up for Ben
It’s just his teenage angst
A trip to the head’s office
Was my only thanks
I stood outside the door
The sign just said ‘Headmaster’
Inside I heard my mother screaming
Faster baby, faster!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2021



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Date: 5/23/2021 6:37:00 PM
You are on a roll, Terry: A bawdy, brazen, bold roll with a garnish of cunning-linguism. lol. ~ gw
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Date: 5/24/2021 2:19:00 AM
Thanks Gershon... I only hope I can keep it up (ooh er!). Your comments frequently amuse me...cut it out or you’ll be stealing all my fans! ;-) Terry
Date: 5/23/2021 12:33:00 PM
hahahaha I have tears of laughter adding this gem to my faves its hilarious... am glad the headmaster has glass panels in his office - must double check for any signs of nookie when i go into school tomorrow lol:-) hugs jan xx
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Date: 5/23/2021 1:46:00 PM
Thanks Jan, as per the title, this was meant to be just the first eight lines... but i couldn’t help myself ;-). Thanks for the fave. Terry
Date: 5/23/2021 12:08:00 PM
He was probably whipping up some cream ....Aloha! Rico
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Date: 5/23/2021 1:51:00 PM
As in ‘cherry on the top’ I trust. Cheers Rico. Terry
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