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My mates Mum

With her very shapely thighs And her nice firm bum I can’t keep my eyes Off my best mate’s mum We could have fallen out But we’re getting on fine I’ve got my eyes on his mum And he’s got his on mine Ben’s sat in the corner As our teacher called him bad He’d pinched the teacher’s bottom Which had made the teacher mad The teacher should be flattered And should not make Ben feel sad But I’m a little worried ’Cause the teacher is my dad Well, I stood up for Ben It’s just his teenage angst A trip to the head’s office Was my only thanks I stood outside the door The sign just said ‘Headmaster’ Inside I heard my mother screaming Faster baby, faster!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2021




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Date: 5/23/2021 6:37:00 PM
You are on a roll, Terry: A bawdy, brazen, bold roll with a garnish of cunning-linguism. lol. ~ gw
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Terry Flood
Date: 5/24/2021 2:19:00 AM
Thanks Gershon... I only hope I can keep it up (ooh er!). Your comments frequently amuse me...cut it out or you’ll be stealing all my fans! ;-) Terry
Date: 5/23/2021 12:33:00 PM
hahahaha I have tears of laughter adding this gem to my faves its hilarious... am glad the headmaster has glass panels in his office - must double check for any signs of nookie when i go into school tomorrow lol:-) hugs jan xx
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Date: 5/23/2021 1:46:00 PM
Thanks Jan, as per the title, this was meant to be just the first eight lines... but i couldn’t help myself ;-). Thanks for the fave. Terry
Date: 5/23/2021 12:08:00 PM
He was probably whipping up some cream ....Aloha! Rico
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Date: 5/23/2021 1:51:00 PM
As in ‘cherry on the top’ I trust. Cheers Rico. Terry