My Mates Mum

With her very shapely thighs And her nice firm bum I can’t keep my eyes Off my best mate’s mum We could have fallen out But we’re getting on fine I’ve got my eyes on his mum And he’s got his on mine Ben’s sat in the corner As our teacher called him bad He’d pinched the teacher’s bottom Which had made the teacher mad The teacher should be flattered And should not make Ben feel sad But I’m a little worried ’Cause the teacher is my dad Well, I stood up for Ben It’s just his teenage angst A trip to the head’s office Was my only thanks I stood outside the door The sign just said ‘Headmaster’ Inside I heard my mother screaming Faster baby, faster!