Morty Poems - Poems about Morty

...Does your brain ask why See if you think about it Last night I smiled cause I could hear her snore So what happened between then and well now Are you in pain Nope We’re you stressing last night......Read the rest...

...Santa Claus was bellowing, things were wacked, the giant red sleigh was packed, the reindeer weren't harnessed up, he stomped in the snow, broke his cocoa cup. Suddenly, there in the far end of......Read the rest...

...Morty settled back to do the audit of the day The numbers began to blur, and he slept away His wife tiptoed around him, without any say. She knew math did not make him joyful or gay. He got his......Read the rest...

...Many whispers travelled through the lunchroom The newcomer was nervous, maybe, That could explain the jabbering right? Some of the diehard eaters stood by, demanding answers It seems like Morty......Read the rest...

...Jesus said: I Am The Door. He said it in as many ways as could be said. My friend Morty reckons that the ‘door’ is just a metaphor: "I mean why would we need a door anyway? We would have to ......Read the rest...

...Jesus said, “I Am The Door”. He said it in a lots of ways. My pal Morty says that the ‘door’ is just a metaphor, and I thought: well dur! Why would we need a door anyway? We must be stuck in ......Read the rest...

...Sometimes I think I see it but then my head slips sideways into a fogbank right by its fading threshold. Jesus said: I Am The Door. He said it in many ways. My friend Morty, says that the ‘do......Read the rest...

...8/4/17 Never once was it all hunky-dory Let me tell you my story Grew up in rural territory I went around and through terrain that was thorny Whether or not the weather was clear or stormy ......Read the rest...

...4/30/17 Underneath what they consider lunar Don't care if your name is super So much for your future And all of the rumors There is nowhere you can go to outmaneuver When I turn into ......Read the rest...

... Jerry George Kramer Elaine They're my favorite show about nothing; my jolt of funny, my cup of insane They're my telly four friends, who are the nuttiest A distinct comedic blend ......Read the rest...

...Men have their habits and women their traits Which help determine the course of their fates. Even the gods do adhere to these rules And, just like mortals, act often like fools. Setting the s......Read the rest...

...Why the Cat Purrs There once was a Persian Pussycat Who always loved to pounce He relished skittering, squeaking mice That he munched on by the ounce One day a mouse named Mortimer Cried: “......Read the rest...

...There once was a buffalo named Morty Who thought he was ever so sporty Speed skating his game The Olympics he'd aim This time he'd defeat Klassen by forty.......Read the rest...