Long Morty Poems
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Villain4/30/17
Underneath what they consider lunar
Don't care if your name is super
So much for your future
And all of the rumors
There is nowhere you can go to outmaneuver
When I turn into...
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Categories:
morty, poetry, rap, word play, words, work, write,
Form:
Rhyme
Cup of Insane
Jerry
George
Kramer
Elaine
They're my favorite show about nothing;
my jolt of funny,
my cup of insane
They're my telly four friends,
who are the nuttiest
A distinct comedic blend
of vaudeville vamped sluttiness
I love 'em to death,
they make me laugh so hard
Insane of...
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Categories:
morty, funny, humor, humorous, tribute,
Form:
Light Verse
Why the Cat PurrsWhy the Cat Purrs
There once was a Persian Pussycat
Who always loved to pounce
He relished skittering, squeaking mice
That he munched on by the ounce
One day a mouse named Mortimer
Cried: “I’m no tasty treat!
You’ll surely hate my...
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Categories:
morty, funnycat, cat,
Form:
Light Verse
Santa's Christmas EveSanta Claus was bellowing, things were wacked,
the giant red sleigh was packed,
the reindeer weren't harnessed up,
he stomped in the snow, broke his cocoa cup.
Suddenly, there in the far end of the barn,
what he saw caused...
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Categories:
morty, celebration, christmas, forgiveness, funny, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Intro To a Little Zetz - RecitedMen have their habits and women their traits
Which help determine the course of their fates.
Even the gods do adhere to these rules
And, just like mortals, act often like fools.
Setting the stage, we will see we’ve...
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Categories:
morty, humorous, people,
Form:
Couplet
Sleeping By the DoorSometimes I think I see it
but then my head slips sideways
into a fogbank right by its fading threshold.
Jesus said: I Am The Door.
He said it in many ways.
My friend Morty, says
that the ‘door’ is just...
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Categories:
morty, poetry,
Form:
Free verse
Did you get up feeling sadDoes your brain ask why
See if you think about it
Last night I smiled cause I could hear her snore
So what happened between then and well now
Are you in pain
Nope
We’re you stressing last night
That’s me asking...
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Categories:
morty, poems,
Form:
Free verse
The DoorJesus said: I Am The Door.
He said it in as many ways as could be said.
My friend Morty reckons
that the ‘door’ is just a metaphor:
"I mean why would we need a door anyway?
We would have...
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Categories:
morty, poetry,
Form:
Free verse
Why Do We All Tease MortyMany whispers travelled through the lunchroom
The newcomer was nervous, maybe,
That could explain the jabbering right?
Some of the diehard eaters stood by, demanding answers
It seems like Morty’s wailing meant his lunch was stolen again
This is a...
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Categories:
morty, anti bullying, bullying,
Form:
Narrative
My Story8/4/17
Never once was it all hunky-dory
Let me tell you my story
Grew up in rural territory
I went around and through terrain that was thorny
Whether or not the weather was clear or stormy
It quickly became gory
For those...
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Categories:
morty, dark, how i feel, perspective, poetry, rap,
Form:
Rhyme
Morty Never Pursued His DreamsMorty settled back to do the audit of the day
The numbers began to blur, and he slept away
His wife tiptoed around him, without any say.
She knew math did not make him joyful or gay.
He got...
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Categories:
morty, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 6th
Form:
Rhyme
Love Interests
I hardly know her,
yet I dream.
Her name is Luna,
she is one of those minor Goddess's
that are often seen
on a clear starry night in rural Ohio.
My friend Morty says
I am not worthy of my lovely wife,
but...
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Categories:
morty, poetry,
Form:
Free verse
ThresholdsJesus said, “I Am The Door”.
He said it in a lots of ways.
My pal Morty says
that the ‘door’ is just a metaphor,
and I thought: well dur!
Why would we need a door anyway?
We must be stuck...
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Categories:
morty, poetry,
Form:
Free verse