Best Morty Poems

There once was a buffalo named Morty
Who thought he was ever so sporty
Speed skating his game
The Olympics he'd aim
This time he'd defeat Klassen by forty....

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Morty settled back to do the audit of the day
The numbers began to blur, and he slept away
His wife tiptoed around him, without any say.
She knew math did not make him joyful or gay.

He got his accounting degree back in ‘73
It’s not the one I...

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Many whispers travelled through the lunchroom
The newcomer was nervous, maybe,
That could explain the jabbering right?

Some of the diehard eaters stood by, demanding answers
It seems like Morty’s wailing meant his lunch was stolen again
This is a once a week thing. I beg him to bring his...

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