Humorous Morning Poems
These Humorous Morning poems are examples of Morning poems about Humorous. These are the best examples of Morning Humorous poems written by international poets.
May DayThe communists are coming
The democrats are crying
And the republicans are lying
This is May Day
Please don’t run away
The birds are coming
The deer are running
And the squirrels...
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morning, fun, humorous, inspirational, joy,
Planeteeringorange swirls
from dusty footing
hiking up
to Mars’s mountain
peaks and caps
and canyons crying
out for days
of gravel pounding
edges ledges
handhold wedges
reddish sun
through reddish mist
of burning sand
in drought-filled land
all...
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morning, adventure, fun, humorous, planet,
The Night Sky Comes AliveThe black velvet sky,
with diamond dancing stars.
The full moon,
shining brightly.
Morning awaits,
sun bursting into color....
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color, dance, moon, morning,
Kissed By the Passing BreezeHave you ever felt the heat, ...
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cool, july, kiss, morning,
A Morning Crapper - PoopFor months I've been away from the Soup
And I just learned about all the scoop
Contest on crap and farts
From smelly body parts
Toilet humor all 'bout...
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morning, humorous,
The Great Alarm Clock ScamA singular failure is the alarm
When used to late morning sleepers disarm
For as soon as it rings
...
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farm, humorous, morning, time,
Wet Dewwet dew~what the sun kisses each morning...
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beauty, day, kiss, morning,
Our Morning Telephone CallI say words
my friend says words
neither of us responds to the other words
we are always waiting for a pause
so we can say more words
the other...
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morning, humorous,
Here It Already IsThere is no no-one
To be the subject
For what is arising..
There is no arising
To be the object
For the no-one
Who is not..
Total absence
For no-one who
Is...
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addiction, confusion, humorous, morning,
How Does the Soul Enter HeavenAs the morning sun comes creeping up over the hill,
as the sunset colors set in the west I am at peace. ...
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books, happy, morning, smile,
Spring's Other SideSpring is the time to venture out and play
the pretty flowers are wearing the bees
maybe it is bright and sunny all day
early morning may come...
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flower, humor, morning, rain,
PricelessMany months had passed,
with much anticipation.
I counted every day, ...
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morning, beauty, day, dream, love,
My Friend JoeMy Friend Joe
"Good morning, Hello."
...
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morning, desire, drink, funny love,
The Hell
Margaritas in a blender,
Sans the lime juice, soon will render
recipes for all-night benders.
It's party time, with fun galore!
Supplies are low; it's time for more.
Against advice,...
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morning, celebration, drink, horror, humorous,
Mary Smith, a Famous Knocker-UpperMary Smith, a famous knocker-upper
in London's East End,
Shot dried peas with her pea shooter.
At workers windows
to wake them up
to get to work on time
Every morning
Mary...
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morning, england, funny, history, humorous,