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Humorous Morning Poems

These Humorous Morning poems are examples of Morning poems about Humorous. These are the best examples of Morning Humorous poems written by international poets.


Premium Member May Day
The communists are coming
The democrats are crying
And the republicans are lying
This is May Day
Please don’t run away
The birds are coming
The deer are running
And the squirrels...

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Categories: morning, fun, humorous, inspirational, joy,



Premium Member Planeteering
orange swirls
from dusty footing
hiking up 
to Mars’s mountain
peaks and caps
and canyons crying
out for days
of gravel pounding
edges ledges
handhold wedges
reddish sun
through reddish mist
of burning sand
in drought-filled land
all...

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Categories: morning, adventure, fun, humorous, planet,

Premium Member The Night Sky Comes Alive
The black velvet sky,  
with diamond dancing stars.  
The full moon,  
shining brightly.  
Morning awaits,   
sun bursting into color....

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Categories: color, dance, moon, morning,

Premium Member Kissed By the Passing Breeze
Have you ever felt the heat,                                       ...

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Categories: cool, july, kiss, morning,

Premium Member A Morning Crapper - Poop
For months I've been away from the Soup
And I just learned about all the scoop
Contest on crap and farts
From smelly body parts
Toilet humor all 'bout...

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Categories: morning, humorous,



Premium Member The Great Alarm Clock Scam
A singular failure is the alarm
  When used to late morning sleepers disarm
     For as soon as it rings
 ...

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Categories: farm, humorous, morning, time,

Premium Member Wet Dew
wet dew~what the sun kisses each morning...

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Categories: beauty, day, kiss, morning,

Premium Member Our Morning Telephone Call
I say words
my friend says words
neither of us responds to the other words
we are always waiting for a pause
so we can say more words
the other...

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Categories: morning, humorous,

Premium Member Here It Already Is
There is no no-one

To be the subject

For what is arising..

There is no arising

To be the object

For the no-one 

Who is not..

Total absence 

For no-one who

Is...

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Categories: addiction, confusion, humorous, morning,

Premium Member How Does the Soul Enter Heaven
As the morning sun comes creeping up over the hill,  
as the sunset colors set in the west I am at peace.  ...

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Categories: books, happy, morning, smile,

Premium Member Spring's Other Side
Spring is the time to venture out and play
the pretty flowers are wearing the bees
maybe it is bright and sunny all day
early morning may come...

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Categories: flower, humor, morning, rain,

Premium Member Priceless
Many months had passed,  
with much anticipation.  
I counted every day,            ...

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Categories: morning, beauty, day, dream, love,

My Friend Joe
My Friend Joe

          "Good morning, Hello."
          ...

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Categories: morning, desire, drink, funny love,

Premium Member The Hell
Margaritas in a blender,
Sans the lime juice, soon will render
recipes for all-night benders.

It's party time, with fun galore!
Supplies are low; it's time for more.
Against advice,...

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Categories: morning, celebration, drink, horror, humorous,

Premium Member Mary Smith, a Famous Knocker-Upper
Mary Smith, a famous knocker-upper
in London's East End,
Shot dried peas with her pea shooter.
At workers windows
to wake them up
to get to work on time
Every morning
Mary...

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Categories: morning, england, funny, history, humorous,


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