Humorous Moon Poems

 (with nudity optional)


Not another effort from The Lefts bleating masses, but the sparkily aristocracy of cerebral-celebritys; their binary-duality sweeping earth-wise. 

I don't object to...

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I woke up inside a capsized boat.
What if I get cut on a coral reef?
What if I get stranded for four years like Tom Hanks?
What...

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What is the noise I hear,  
could it be a loud cheer?  
Oh no my dear,  
we must leave and go the...

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Tonight's a full moon
And I'll stop and I'll swoon
When I see that big ball of white
'Cuz it's that time once again
To come out of my...

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The black velvet sky,  
with diamond dancing stars.  
The full moon,  
shining brightly.  
Morning awaits,   
sun bursting into color....

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Our sky is filled with beauty,                                       ...

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The day is coming to a close,                  ...

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The bright sun 
hot for me 
burned my skin 



The moon night 
full is best 
sky lights up 



Stars that shine 
one~two more 
make a...

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Just let your light shine!  Never give them a frown,
And they might not see what’s hanging out of your gown....

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A sweetie dialed up,
to the Dark knight.
Sez mac the knife,
He won't treat me right.
Knight sez Oh No,
Just one thing to do.
Let's go to a Bash,
on...

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No offense, one kid says.
But school lunch’s meat tastes like raccoon droppings.
Why would that be offensive? I wonder....

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As I sink deep into my mattress and pillow,                ...

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Tonight we sit under the full moonlight,                           what a beautiful sight.     ...

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Across the street from the old saloon
Lives an old spinster called June Muldoon
She peeks through her curtain
I’m drunk so I’m certain 
It’s never too soon...

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You hang on a velvet black sky 
Your beauty makes me want to sigh 
Wearing a halo of stars 
I bet you can see mars...

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