Meat Cleaver Poems - Poems about Meat Cleaver

...Reverend Ralston Pews had no idea what he was going to see at the Honkland Shonkastada Diner, but he knew it would be entertaining. It always was. A tiny confistacate was happening, he could hear......Read the rest...

...I've been dealing with sniffles and snotty sneezes But it's not Covid or other dreaded diseases Feel a little stuffy And my eyes are puffy I need to get well so I can have hugs and squeez......Read the rest...

...Schizophrenic tendencies Stealing useless sh*t like a kleptomaniacal king Laughing and tip toeing to the closet While listening to the faucet drip Freaking out my third eye blinking stunting you......Read the rest...

...Dan was having a passionate affair told his wife he’s going to leave her She said she’d never give him a divorce…. he thwacked her with a meat cleaver He told their kids mum had gon......Read the rest...

...Interview With Rock Star - Johnny Bravo So Johnny, what happened? Why did you quit your musical career before it even got started? It was that guy with the crazy curls, Greg Brady, who quit Joh......Read the rest...

...At the footbridge Sue was meeting her beau (He was married to a woman called Flo) Sue soon found out his deception She dismembered his ******** For his love life it was a massive blow......Read the rest...

...BY STREET CRIES I DONT SEE A WIFE IN MY NEAR FUTURE TO BUSY BUILDING MY KIDS A FUTURE FOCUS EMPIRE STATE OF MIND STREET CRIES THEY SAY YOU ARE A PUNK IF YOU PUT YOUR HAND ON A WOMEN SO WHA......Read the rest...

...Meat cleaver man In the late hours of the dark black night A man walks around with a large meat cleaver to fight The demons in his head tell him to kill and everything will be al-right He might......Read the rest...

...A meat cleaver slams; Needle piercing talons clench My brain; a migraine!......Read the rest...

...Don’t come in my house. Don’t come in my house without permission! I got a machine gun, a machete, a meat cleaver, and a magnet. I will bear arms if you come within 3 feet of the threshold.......Read the rest...

...I really hate Pop stars They are like incest siblings from mars Sleeping around with everyone Shaving their heads for fun If your lucky they'll expose a teet And expose pantiless pic's on a ......Read the rest...