Mcmuffin Poems - Poems about Mcmuffin

...Don't frequent Mickey D's very often But today had a Sausage'n Egg McMuffin Yummy yum yum Cries from my tum Could eat those calorie carriers by the dozen......

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...Sure don't frequent Mickey D's very often But today had a Sausage'n Egg McMuffin Yummy yum yum Cries from my tum Could eat those calorie carriers by the dozen<>...

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...Her given name was Anna Abigail Logan, But to family she was Foo Foo, Trot-a-dog, Scruff McMuffin, Nose Brain, Poo Dog, Annie Bananie, Snarf Dog, Anners, Baby Girl, and Lovie. A tiny fluff ba......

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...the upshot constituted a figurative straw that broke the virtual camels back where yours truly fingered as scape goat, who meekly, passively, and subserviently felt the stinging cr......

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...An Egg McMuffin, hash browns and a coffee Without this yummy brekkie, my day starts off rocky Can't say I'm addicted But helps me get untwisted A day without brekkie is like a kick in th......

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...Sure don't frequent Mickey D's very often But today had a Sausage'n Egg McMuffin Yummy yum yum Cries from my tum Could eat those calorie carriers by the dozen......

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...There are only guys to my surprise. I, the token woman, up early A.M. to the company of men, breakfasting in the fast track restaurant of choice-- me and a million hamburgers served, it's said. ......

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...Seven A.M., feet on the floor, pajamas in-car for a favorite drive-through fast-food treat? No, it's the coffeepot, and turn on the broiler, less of a spoiler, but kudos in Heaven. Breakfast's in......

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...Maurice Mc Muffin ate nothing but stuffin’ He wouldn’t eat meat fruit or veg His mother went potty it turned her quite dotty And was tipping her over the edge, so She thought up a plan to provi......

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...(This is a fictional poem) When I go on a date, I make the girl order the cheapest thing on the menu. They usually walk out the door before the dates have a chance to continue. My last date orde......

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...I became a FART When mother fed me a lot Every inch of jelly line ......

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