Maurice Mcmuffin

Maurice Mc Muffin ate nothing but stuffin’ He wouldn’t eat meat fruit or veg His mother went potty it turned her quite dotty And was tipping her over the edge, so She thought up a plan to provide the young man With food both nutritious and yummy Using her skill and determined to fill That unhealthy space in his tummy In her kitchen domain she vowed to remain Whilst weaning him off of his diet Trying all recipes and hoping to please And praying that he would just try it One day she was cooking and when she weren’t lookin’ Young Maurice crept in through the door He tasted some pud and he found it was good Saying “Mum can I please have some more” Mum jumped for joy because her little boy Found some food that he wanted to eat Now he’ll scoff anything that his mother can bring As long as it’s sticky and sweet