Mcdougal Poems - Poems about Mcdougal

...Here lies Mary McSimple McDougal Along with her twelve cats and a poodle Mary could not read At school she smoked weed So she couldn’t type ‘cat chow’ on Google......Read the rest...

...Weird rumors were rampant about this sacred devil’s place in North Gum. A dark evil forest where the stars were too afraid to linger at night. Where werewolves dared to roam, where knights were unw......Read the rest...

...EVERY OUNCE A MAN Well, never climbed a mountain but you can count on me to catch you when you fall, after all, drank from the fountain, so, thanks to you I am every ounce a man. Made love ......Read the rest...

...Sean McDougal is eight years old and has a special 'something' about him that is so endearing it's very difficult for me to deny him anything... well, anything within reason. He came up with the idea......Read the rest...

...Time moves and relations passes, Passes by missing out on you, Never knew a young man's heart could be so heavy in his youth, Wouldn't expect the heaviness on my heart would be caused by you, Les......Read the rest...

...Sun declines, beneath the emerald rim And I'll be headin' home... to a cottage in the moor lands with a fire to warm me' bones The kettle of beans are boilin' and some coals will bake me scones I w......Read the rest...

...Sun is declining, beneath a blue Irish sea With a fire to warm me' bones, in a cottage by the bay And the coals to bake me scones, Where the bracken turns so reddin' Like a wildfire on the mount......Read the rest...

...Money hogs keep wallowing in filthy waste while the common folks suffer, from taxitis...we need a taxectomy!! A Budget magician---mathmetician! A balancing act---A balanced budget. Frugal ......Read the rest...