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Try Amazon, Mary

Here lies Mary McSimple McDougal
Along with her twelve cats and a poodle
  Mary could not read 
  At school she smoked weed
So she couldn’t type ‘cat chow’ on Google

Copyright © Gershon Wolf | Year Posted 2022

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June 13, 2022 at 4:37 PM

Good funny Limerick. Have a great week! Bill

June 9, 2022 at 10:37 AM

...The pictures Gershon, look for the pictures

June 9, 2022 at 5:35 PM

Cat took my glasses, John. Wink, wink, gw

Caren Krutsinger

June 9, 2022 at 10:17 AM

That would be awful!

June 9, 2022 at 5:41 PM

Heck, she couldn't even type 'me-ow!'

Panagiota Romios

June 9, 2022 at 6:15 AM

Hysterical, Gershon. Cat chow ....ROFLMAO!! You kill me! Panagiota

June 9, 2022 at 5:36 PM

If, indeed, I have killed thee. Make sure to point your gun at me. lol. ~ Killer Kowalski

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