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Maximus Poems - Poems about Maximus

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Self destructive wickedness arrested, convicted, and gaoled
...Self destructive wickedness arrested, convicted, and gaoled... with kidnapping little boy ordered to suffer life sentence without parole. The deadly scourge of one obsessive/compulsive di......Read More
Categories: maximus, 2nd grade, 6th grade,
Form: Free verse

The broken piggy bank
...The broken piggy bank strewn into a bajillion little pieces Unexpected largesse yours truly patiently waits, a metaphor of my dire financial straits courtesy papa's unsuspecting muse the miss......Read More
Categories: maximus, america, analogy, anger, animal,
Form: Rhyme
Housekeeping not a strong suit with the missus
...Housekeeping not a strong suit with the missus (***warning ungapatchka language ahead***) regarding following lines courtesy the missus, who adventitiously, inadvertently, unknowingly allowed, ......Read More
Categories: maximus, anger, anxiety, betrayal, divorce,
Form: Free verse
Ready Aim Fire
...Ready...Aim...Fire! In light of tension twixt brinkmanship rumbling one East Asian Tiger country otherwise known as "the land of morning calm," yours truly t'will invite "freedom foo fighte......Read More
Categories: maximus, america, anger, angst, anti
Form: Rhyme
The manipulating agent
...MANIPULATING AGENT Oh man! You have been hypnotized Sexually and emotionally, You have become prey to the Opposite sex: She controls the man with Her voluptuous body Physique, She gains the......Read More
Categories: maximus, 1st grade,
Form: Free verse

Spouse cannot forget mine suppressed flatulence upon our first date
...Spouse cannot forget mine suppressed flatulence upon our first date While yours truly sat here at the desk housing MacBook Pro, pondering his next idée fixe apropos for gamut of anonymous read......Read More
Categories: maximus, 2nd grade, 3rd grade,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member BARTENDER TALES II: ChaNgeS
...Kerris spoke to Damian the junior Bartender on the phone. "Yeah, it's 8 o'clock now. I'll be there at 9 to Open. Meet me there at that time." He smiled happily thinking about His wife La......Read More
Categories: maximus, beautiful, blue, engagement, friend,
Form: Dramatic Verse
I loathe feeling under the weather
...I loathe feeling under the weather..., especially when nasty elephant (named Thomas the pachyderm) stomping to break loose courtesy tether, where antibodies of mine struggle to band together......Read More
Categories: maximus, 12th grade, adventure, animal,
Form: Rhyme
Mine psyche riddled with dybbuk
...Mine psyche riddled with dybbuk Thru emerging adulthood awareness awoke within noggin of average baby boomer bloke catastrophization toward risk taking I evoke positive growth experiences throu......Read More
Categories: maximus, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Rhyme
Bane of dyschezia
...Bane of dyschezia Constipation spoilt rare visit with eldest daughter (yesterday - November twenty sixth two thousand twenty two) currently housed near Rittenhouse Square, Pennsylvania. Le......Read More
Categories: maximus, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form: Rhyme
We the warriors
...Energicus Maximus Energicum Maximum No honour for cowardice Bravery we salute In darkness we build In light it is apparent We are the warriors In an endless war Untill ......Read More
Categories: maximus, 12th grade, courage, history,
Form: Free verse
Harris fortitude went awol
...lest ye seek alms with outfaced palms just imagine how the lantern shone against the knees of Archelaus, and lit up the check-board pattern of the eleemosynary trousers Fatigued civilian......Read More
Categories: maximus, 12th grade, adventure, analogy,
Form: Rhyme
The missus pounded mine posterior
...The missus pounded mine posterior... causing percussive rumpus to vibrate like jelly Me experienced quite disruptive sleep (quite early in the morning of November 10th 2022 - no shut eye co......Read More
Categories: maximus, abuse, anger, blue, fun,
Form: Free verse
Fraught With IBS Irritable Bowel Syndrome
...Fraught With IBS Irritable Bowel Syndrome... today – late morning of November 4th 2022 sudden onset experienced whereby whooshing waste naturally flushed out ala mine body electric performed co......Read More
Categories: maximus, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Rhyme
Inapropos trois faux pas jokingly blurted out
...Inapropos trois faux pas jokingly blurted out... yesterday August 30th, 2022. The following fictitious account predicated upon words spilling out me mouth before taking time to think through......Read More
Categories: maximus, adventure, august, fate, funny
Form: Free verse

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