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Maximus Poems - Poems about Maximus

Maximus Poems - Examples of all types of poems about maximus to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read short, long, best, and famous examples for maximus.
Premium Member HAPPY BIRTHDAY, WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE
...arless. Now? We are no longer fearless in our poetry. We sell out to the lowest common denominator. We are jokesters Maximus. We pen with fear. Oh, Lord, that we might tell the truth? We romp as seven year olds thinking life is about......Read More
Categories: maximus, dedication,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member Scientific names or tongue twisters
...imes Pronounciation should be correct! Camelus dromedarius Loxodonta Diomedeidae Alpaca Vicugna pacos Elephas maximus Chiroptera Boiga irregularis Capra aegagrus hircus Ursidae Helarctos malayanus cervicapra Rattus rattus ......Read More
Categories: maximus, 10th grade,
Form: I do not know?
Creating A Super-Hero Part4
...ak of lightning just because I can. I would make the water the purest, the tastiest, I would take hydration to the maximus! Nothing but the best for us, for the food we harvest into healthy snacks. The Arctic needs more cold ......Read More
Categories: maximus, color, dedication, destiny, devotion,
Form: Rhyme
Housekeeping not a strong suit with the missus
...ville, Pa. Upon being told "get the place in ship shape order" she went ballistic like bupkis fired out me gluteus maximus, (whereat I couldn't help but think ICBM) yea, an incongruous thought as she rattled vitriolic, colorful exple......Read More
Categories: maximus, adventure, environment, humorous, husband,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Your Gluteus Maximus
... “May I fondle your gluteus maximus milady?” “Why you certainly may, my good sir” “A bucket like yours with such voluptuous curves Starts me ting......Read More
Categories: maximus, beauty,
Form: Verse



The missus pounded mine posterior
...in apartment unit b44 2 Highland Manor Drive), but woody d'ya believe drumming, flagellating and whipping gluteus maximus spurred surging aftershock tremors launched rocketed pecker (property yours truly). Imagine slap happy spo......Read More
Categories: maximus, abuse, adventure, grief, humorous,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member He Is Flawed
... Sol's the personification of the sun, a sun-god once worshiped by ancient Romans. In the Circus Maximus, races were run, as Sol's temple priests interrupted omens. Sol’s chariot ignites the east edge......Read More
Categories: maximus, 10th grade, 9th grade,
Form: Rispetto
100 percent Natural psyllium husk delivered solid ecstasy
...y toilet bowl water will pour over the sides akin to white caps near sea shore without doubt all the while gluteus maximus extremely sore.......Read More
Categories: maximus, best friend, caregiving, freedom,
Form: Free verse
Learning when how to close seat then
...if ye think me perverse) both scenarios prone to stress and strain, difficulties can arise evacuating bowels gluteus maximus muscles severely pursed, radiating sharp stabbing sensations behind junk in trunk quarters felt until bulgi......Read More
Categories: maximus, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Dramatic Verse
Premium Member A Stationary Bike
...exactly where you started, mon frere One advantage though You get muscles on your toes As well as that, your gluteus maximus shares ......Read More
Categories: maximus, health,
Form: Limerick
No lentil beans before bedtime unless blast off one
...e bedtime unless... (alternately titled: unrelenting flatulence) Ya wanna count bajillion sheep, but tween gluteus maximus powerful natural gas explosions during sleep (ass suspected source) – courtesy missus she served me lentil be......Read More
Categories: maximus, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Dramatic Verse
Maniacal madman manacled me
...at, and if all's well that ends well patient with sore tuckus, nonetheless rearing to experience healthy gluteus maximus treat ting him/herself to feast like gourmand and eat... dagnabbit blasting impish, where dark shadows ho......Read More
Categories: maximus, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Dramatic Verse
Beleaguered by lactose intolerance
...execrable, debilitating, besieging posterior, automatically clutching derriere, experiencing ferocious gluteus maximus intractable jabbing, knifing, lacerating, mutilating nameless oaf (me), painfully quaking das simian, tortur......Read More
Categories: maximus, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Dramatic Verse
July twenty fifth, ninety ninety six
...mpion claimed, nonetheless I safely landed far from madding crowd analogous pulling pin out hand grenade gluteus maximus burnt to crisp necessitated immediate diversion local drug store purchased preparation H discreetly patted......Read More
Categories: maximus, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Free verse
An Athlete
...ike a piano keyboard. Simply... an overture of muscles: sartorius, gracilis, dorsi lattisimus, quadriceps, gluteus maximus, biceps, serratus, radialis - what a build... what a show. He stood before the mirror, he took dimensions,......Read More
Categories: maximus, sports,
Form: Free verse

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