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Maximus Poems - Poems about Maximus

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Premium Member Move Your Gluteus Maximus
...Move your gluteus maximus, friend Exercise is an important trend When you get older it may help you bend On Pilates, you can so depend ......Read More
Categories: maximus, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Monorhyme



Fraught With IBS Irritable Bowel Syndrome
...d my figurative handily prehensile expansive vocabulary, could (and/or does) rank as a pile of unpleasant gluteus maximus sphincter muscle missile imposing effort to tone down exuberant, flamboyant, and gallant mercantile flashi......Read More
Categories: maximus, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Rhyme
Mine unending nightmare with crippling generalized anxiety
...ay clamoring to be fed sustenance or spiritual succor respectively, but no sooner did this then rather bony gluteus maximus became situated at table (often whereby quick exit could be made in predictable panic stricken outcome pi......Read More
Categories: maximus, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Free verse
My contingency measure in case of gotterdammerung
...hese skinny spindle shank legs and kiss thine braying a$$ (donkey hoe tee) good-bye asper ma person, thine gluteus maximus during my roaring twenties a boot the size of a hand held palm pilot cell phone, hence nada worth ache cry......Read More
Categories: maximus, angst, anxiety, bereavement, conflict,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member FABIAN'S GREATEST HITS
...ator’s boot will get polished for sure When it’s finally shoved up his ass. THIS SPACE RESERVED FOR QUINTUS FABIUS MAXIMUS, CUNCTATOR ......Read More
Categories: maximus, anger, anti bullying, appreciation,
Form: Blank verse



Housekeeping not a strong suit with the missus
...e, Pa. Upon being told "get the place in ship shape order" she went ballistic like bupkis fired out me gluteus maximus, (whereat I couldn't help but think ICBM) yea, an incongruous thought as she rattled vitriolic, colorful e......Read More
Categories: maximus, adventure, age, angel, anger,
Form: Free verse
Mine psyche riddled with dybbuk haint no joke
...is (I readily admit) famished body in conjunction with applying vital supplements into one or the other bony gluteus maximus thru fuel injection which submissiveness to acquiesce and bare my buttocks did absolutely nothing to squelch......Read More
Categories: maximus, abuse, body, dark, family,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member HAPPY BIRTHDAY, WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE
...arless. Now? We are no longer fearless in our poetry. We sell out to the lowest common denominator. We are jokesters Maximus. We pen with fear. Oh, Lord, that we might tell the truth? We romp as seven year olds thinking life is about......Read More
Categories: maximus, dedication,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Scientific names or tongue twisters
...imes Pronounciation should be correct! Camelus dromedarius Loxodonta Diomedeidae Alpaca Vicugna pacos Elephas maximus Chiroptera Boiga irregularis Capra aegagrus hircus Ursidae Helarctos malayanus cervicapra Rattus rattus ......Read More
Categories: maximus, 10th grade,
Form: I do not know?
Creating A Super-Hero Part4
...ak of lightning just because I can. I would make the water the purest, the tastiest, I would take hydration to the maximus! Nothing but the best for us, for the food we harvest into healthy snacks. The Arctic needs more cold ......Read More
Categories: maximus, color, dedication, destiny, devotion,
Form: Rhyme
Housekeeping not a strong suit with the missus
...ville, Pa. Upon being told "get the place in ship shape order" she went ballistic like bupkis fired out me gluteus maximus, (whereat I couldn't help but think ICBM) yea, an incongruous thought as she rattled vitriolic, colorful exple......Read More
Categories: maximus, adventure, environment, humorous, husband,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Your Gluteus Maximus
... “May I fondle your gluteus maximus milady?” “Why you certainly may, my good sir” “A bucket like yours with such voluptuous curves Starts me ting......Read More
Categories: maximus, beauty,
Form: Verse
The missus pounded mine posterior
...in apartment unit b44 2 Highland Manor Drive), but woody d'ya believe drumming, flagellating and whipping gluteus maximus spurred surging aftershock tremors launched rocketed pecker (property yours truly). Imagine slap happy spo......Read More
Categories: maximus, abuse, adventure, grief, humorous,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member He Is Flawed
... Sol's the personification of the sun, a sun-god once worshiped by ancient Romans. In the Circus Maximus, races were run, as Sol's temple priests interrupted omens. Sol’s chariot ignites the east edge......Read More
Categories: maximus, 10th grade, 9th grade,
Form: Rispetto
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...y toilet bowl water will pour over the sides akin to white caps near sea shore without doubt all the while gluteus maximus extremely sore.......Read More
Categories: maximus, best friend, caregiving, freedom,
Form: Free verse

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