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Mastercard Poems - Poems about Mastercard

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...I used to have a medical co-pay when I had a job sometimes it was thirty-five dollars, other times it was seventy Now I have a Medicare card and supplemental insurance Guess what? My MasterCard c......

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Categories: mastercard, retirement,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member More Phoney Money
... My wallet is empty of cash When it appears which is rarely I usually give it away Doesn’t really matter, not really It’s gone as soon as I get it anyway It never lasts but that's okay Besid......

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Categories: mastercard, sometimes,
Form: Free verse



Harried Harris heir still feels horrid courtesy heist he doth declare
...Harried Harris heir still feels horrid courtesy heist he doth declare... Earlier this merry month of May a goniff who possibly did gossip about his/her surreptitious exploits when he/she brazen......

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Categories: mastercard, absence, abuse, anger, anxiety,
Form: Free verse
Money
...A long verse on an even longer subject The eye of most everything is money Their power over us is unsurpassed Hey, got the dough? May call me “honey” To get away, to buy me things, to have a bl......

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Categories: mastercard, money,
Form: Rhyme
Zelle or Venmo
...Before I had a credit card, My car, newly repaired, Required cash to pick it up And I was unprepared. I borrowed money, then I got A MasterCard - hooray! It changed my means of payment, Whic......

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Categories: mastercard, technology,
Form: Rhyme



i'm addicted to females
.... if they're from a country other than usa though they'll have to have the visa or ......

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Categories: mastercard, humor,
Form: Epigram
Captain kuni-lemel graduate strikes again updated
...Captain kuni-lemel graduate strikes again - updated Steely Dan sing queen (me) outdid himself on sixtieth anniversary after Grahame Wood determined to meet the evolving needs of the communi......

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Categories: mastercard, america, anger, anniversary, april,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member market share marathon
...With takeovers bankers are set But Capital One's is a threat Owning Discover As surrogate mother Makes Visa and Mastercard sweat......

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Categories: mastercard, business, money, race,
Form: Limerick
Captain Kuni-Lemel Graduate Strikes Again
...Captain kuni-lemel graduate strikes again Even when iron not red hot, I implement non customary quarks regarding foreigner rather cold as ice namely delinquent outsize credit card debt mand......

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Categories: mastercard, adventure, age, best friend,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Fiscal Calisthenics Or the Bill Paying Blues
...The thing I least look forward to, The root of my financial ills, Is the vile administration Of my monthly pile of bills. You'd think a single guy like me, Whose needs and wants are all but ni......

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Categories: mastercard, humor,
Form: Light Verse
Indian
...Sundar Pichai-CEO of Google. Satya Nadella-Chairman and CEO of Microsoft. Arvind Krishna-Chairman and CEO of IBM. Shantanu Narayen-President, Chairman and CEO of Adobe. Ayapal Singh Banga-Chairma......

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Categories: mastercard, appreciation, business, december, grandson,
Form: List
Light Verse and Nonsense Verse I
...Light verse and nonsense verse Mini-Ode to Stamina by Michael R. Burch When you’ve given so much that I can’t bear your touch, then from a safe distance let me admire your persistence. ......

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Categories: mastercard, animal, fun, humor, humorous,
Form: Light Verse
Donald Trump Equals Pathological Psychopath
...Donald trump = pathological psychopath Fred Trump taught his sole son Donald how to steal the leading way into more ass, though no hint given, nor prediction forecast in his growing up years......

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Categories: mastercard, abuse, america, anger, cancer,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Say Hell No To the Vaccine
...Their Plans are being implemented as Trump says, "Operation Warp Speed." Say Good Bye to the Country We All Cherished. The Coin shortage is the planned beginning of a "Cashless Society giving them m......

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Categories: mastercard, betrayal, dark, death, evil,
Form: Free verse
Spouse Took Hiatus Washing Clothes and Dishes
...(alternately titled: tongue in cheek humor cuz the following hyperbole from this pencil necked baby boomer without intent to badmouth, nor start unfounded rumor, who chalks, i.e. attributes gobb......

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Categories: mastercard, 12th grade, adventure, crazy,
Form: Free verse

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