Long Mastercard Poems
Long Mastercard Poems. Below are the most popular long Mastercard by PoetrySoup Members. You can search for long Mastercard poems by poem length and keyword.
Come Down, For Harold Bloom
Come Down
by Michael R. Burch
for Harold Bloom
Come down, O, come down
from your high mountain tower.
How coldly the wind blows,
how late this chill hour ...
and I cannot wait
for a meteor shower
to show you the time
must be...
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Categories:
mastercard, books, culture, discrimination, education, extended metaphor, literature,
Form:
Sonnet
What Good Are Our Tears
What Good Are Our Tears?
by Michael R. Burch
What good are our tears?
They will not spare the dying their anguish.
What good is our concern
to a child sick of living, waiting to perish?
What good, the warm benevolence...
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Categories:
mastercard, child, child abuse, children, death, poverty, sick,
Form:
Free verse
Limericks Iv - Donald Trump
Limericks IV - Donald Trump
The Hair Flap
by Michael R. Burch aka "The Loyal Opposition"
The hair flap was truly a scare:
Trump’s bald as a billiard back there!
The whole nation laughed
At the state of his graft;
Now the...
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Categories:
mastercard, america, humor, humorous, leadership, light, nonsense, political,
Form:
Limerick
Captain kuni-lemel graduate strikes again updated
Captain kuni-lemel graduate strikes again - updated
Steely Dan sing queen (me)
outdid himself on sixtieth anniversary
after Grahame Wood
determined to meet
the evolving needs of the community
opened the first Wawa Food Market
in Folsom,...
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Categories:
mastercard, america, anger, anniversary, april, baptism, birthday, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Money
A long verse on an even longer subject
The eye of most everything is money
Their power over us is unsurpassed
Hey, got the dough? May call me “honey”
To get away, to buy me things, to have a...
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Categories:
mastercard, money,
Form:
Rhyme
Harried Harris heir still feels horrid courtesy heist he doth declare
Harried Harris heir still feels horrid courtesy heist he doth declare...
Earlier this merry month of May
a goniff who possibly did gossip
about his/her surreptitious exploits
when he/she brazenly
accessed ATM machine
situated at 13 West Ridge Street
Lansford Pennsylvania 18232
pulled...
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Categories:
mastercard, absence, abuse, anger, anxiety, death, fate, loss,
Form:
Free verse
Captain Kuni-Lemel Graduate Strikes Again
Captain kuni-lemel graduate strikes again
Even when iron not red hot,
I implement non customary quarks
regarding foreigner rather cold as ice
namely delinquent outsize credit card debt
mandates yours truly,
a cheesy survivor who rem: members...
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Categories:
mastercard, adventure, age, best friend, character, destiny, education,
Form:
Rhyme
Light Verse and Nonsense Verse I
Light verse and nonsense verse
Mini-Ode to Stamina
by Michael R. Burch
When you’ve given so much
that I can’t bear your touch,
then from a safe distance
let me admire your persistence.
The Trouble with Elephants
by Michael R. Burch...
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Categories:
mastercard, animal, fun, humor, humorous, light, nature, writing,
Form:
Light Verse
Say Hell No To the Vaccine
Their Plans are being implemented as Trump says, "Operation Warp Speed."
Say Good Bye to the Country We All Cherished. The Coin shortage is the planned beginning of a "Cashless Society giving them more control of...
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Categories:
mastercard, betrayal, dark, death, evil, how i feel,
Form:
Free verse
Donald Trump Equals Pathological Psychopath
Donald trump = pathological psychopath
Fred Trump taught his sole son Donald
how to steal the leading way into more ass,
though no hint given, nor prediction forecast
in his growing up years, that would foretell,...
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Categories:
mastercard, abuse, america, anger, cancer, fate, hate, leadership,
Form:
Free verse
Spouse Took Hiatus Washing Clothes and Dishes
(alternately titled: tongue in cheek humor
cuz the following hyperbole
from this pencil necked baby boomer
without intent to badmouth,
nor start unfounded rumor,
who chalks, i.e. attributes gobbledygook
to funny bone tumor).
Impossible mission maneuvering around
soiled clothes pile
floor to ceiling humongous...
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Categories:
mastercard, 12th grade, adventure, crazy, deep, endurance, house,
Form:
Free verse
The Silk Demon
These people make me sick
These false prophets
These religious money pits
These well dressed demons of deception
Nothing but
Con artists
Liars
Purveyors of pure sacrilege
Pretending to offer you salvation
Offering you the comfort of the lord...
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Categories:
mastercard, faith, god, heaven, hope, inspirational, life, me,
Form:
Free verse
Resolution To Too Tooth Thou
Resolution To...Too... Tooth... Thou..
(house sand zero, and own nine)
Wine hot ja... jes... justa bead devout
boo... boos...booze hound 'n
frog git (hic cup) bout...
new yea ears rez: hill loo... dang
(burp) louche huns, eh an...,
and beg... agh hen...
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Categories:
mastercard, adventure, assonance, character, humorous, motivation, nonsense, wisdom,
Form:
Dramatic Verse
Poor House
Poor House
I’m so tired but I’ll be working ‘til the last day of my life,
this disease just overwhelms me, I think I caught it from my wife.
I’ve got nothing for a rainy day or for...
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Categories:
mastercard, funnyday, day,
Form:
Rhyme
Click
CLICK…
Turn on Channel four,
Sultry starlets on the screen
For lasting beauty- use Maybelline
For winning smiles-try new Dentyne.
Turn the dial once more…
Aging actors on the screen
“You have our lifetime guarantee.”
“So, call right now, the call is free.”
Forget...
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Categories:
mastercard, funny, satireme, time,
Form:
Light Verse
Indian
Sundar Pichai-CEO of Google.
Satya Nadella-Chairman and CEO of Microsoft.
Arvind Krishna-Chairman and CEO of IBM.
Shantanu Narayen-President, Chairman and CEO of Adobe.
Ayapal Singh Banga-Chairman and CEO of MasterCard.
Parag Agarwal-CEO of Twitter.
Sandeep Kataria- CEO of Bata.
Pratyush Kumar-Vice-president of...
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Categories:
mastercard, appreciation, business, december, grandson, growing up, growth,
Form:
List
Wedding Day
Wedding Day
I can say that I had a bit of a headache.
We should have had more drinkers
If we planned to float the keg.
I left in plenty of time...to be on time.
I had my tuxedo...
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Categories:
mastercard, weddingme, me,
Form:
Free verse
Plastic Paradise
Want it?
Charge it!!
Can't afford it?
Charge it!!
Plastic startin'
to wear a bit thin?
Charge it on another
card...you win!!
No one can stop you now...
And, look, by God,
You have rooms filled
with stuff you can't use...
No one, of you, could...
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Categories:
mastercard, adventure, allegory, angst, confusion, funny, parody,
Form:
Burlesque
Fed Up
Fed Up (with the Shutdown)
Go to work everyday,
but I don’t get paid
MasterCard creditor chain letters
said I was a New America
debt slave
Was Union told the Federate zeroes
on my paycheck is retroactive
Ain’t got...
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Categories:
mastercard, anger, perspective, truth, word play,
Form:
Ode
This and That
Yesterday I felt WONDERFUL!
No aches and pains
Happy
All signs of morbid paranoia gone!
I could actually greet people
Offer a smile
...
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Categories:
mastercard, family, funny
Form:
I do not know?
Let Us Say
Let us 'Say'
Tonight I saw a Christmas tree
hanging upside down,
and then I heard that there are memes
that Jesus had two Dads’.
All the while "It's Cold Outside"
is censored with a frown. : (
The gall to say...
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Categories:
mastercard, christmas,
Form:
Sonnet
Fiscal Calisthenics Or the Bill Paying Blues
The thing I least look forward to,
The root of my financial ills,
Is the vile administration
Of my monthly pile of bills.
You'd think a single guy like me,
Whose needs and wants are all but nil,
Could whiz through...
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Categories:
mastercard, humor,
Form:
Light Verse
More Phoney Money
My wallet is empty of cash
When it appears which is rarely
I usually give it away
Doesn’t really matter, not really
It’s gone as soon as I get it anyway
It never lasts but that's okay
Besides, I...
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Categories:
mastercard, sometimes,
Form:
Free verse
Zelle or Venmo
Before I had a credit card,
My car, newly repaired,
Required cash to pick it up
And I was unprepared.
I borrowed money, then I got
A MasterCard - hooray!
It changed my means of payment,
Which I still do use today.
Along...
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Categories:
mastercard, technology,
Form:
Rhyme
Credit Card Hoodoo
Your new bank card is on the way,
praise god for all his/her ways
if you can't beat 'em join 'em (I say)
Oh lord have mercy on me.
Relax you've got mastercard,
New fan dangles is your fate.
No...
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Categories:
mastercard, abuse, cry, culture, dark, november, silly,
Form:
Kyrielle