Masseuse Poems - Poems about Masseuse

...They seek him here They seek him there But he can't be found Anywhere They seek him high They seek him low Someone saw one Long ago A knotty problem A mess to undo Will need an expe......Read the rest...

...Utter brainless nincompoop in this poem heretofore addressing I wanna be forever free and clear from mortal anguish, and need more than a blessing - I need a miracle worker after confessing beh......Read the rest...

...Persnickety Peg invited me to the spa We were going to be Zen, with a relaxing ha ha We sat in the sun, soaking up rays off the snow She wore her sunglasses, and her face was aglow. She barely ......Read the rest...

...Here's the Good News, our world is awash, in wonders and beauty life cannot quash; Like laughter and love, kind words, Turtle Doves, Bar Mitzvahs and birthdays, baptisms and first dates, Promoti......Read the rest...

...Help wanted. See the details below. I’m lookin’ for a part-time assistant, and a life skills mentor, A Quick Books accountant, and an exercise partner, And a neat housekeeper that can do win......Read the rest...

...There’s Just One Catch Help wanted. See the details below. Help wanted. See the details below. I’m lookin’ for a part-time assistant, and a life skills mentor, A Quick Books accountant......Read the rest...

...She is super, she says. After I leave there, I feel great! This is my friend Louise who is trying to convince me to sign up for a massage. I suspect if she gets a friend to sign up, she will win a......Read the rest...

...Love, whose will hasn't shaken Leaving all in your path blazing Not a victim, yet this heart has been taken. An infinite wonder which's simply amazing. Seems that I recall your fragrance. ......Read the rest...

...Roses are nice to have but they soon die Obviously chocolates are a fave but go to my thighs Many cute stuffed animals pile up real fast And that song about diamonds only makes me laugh Nothing s......Read the rest...

...March middles and meanders while munching on mild marigolds and meekly mumbling melancholy meanings about the miserable maladies of migraines from mostly grasses and pollens. Meanwhile, mealy ......Read the rest...

...Ever have one of those days where you just have to get away from the daily work grind... where you can just kick back, relax a little, and finally unwind, tomorrow is that day for me because ......Read the rest...

...Llfeproof, I see your gauntlet thrown down Is my life rough enough to smash your crown? Are my depths so deep to make you drown? If I leave you on the dash when I’m in town Can you take t......Read the rest...

...A skeleton walks into a bar and says “Gimme a beer and a mop” Show me where Joseph Stalin is buried And I'll show you a communist plot My masseuse rubbed me the wrong way again Fired her tho......Read the rest...

...If all writing is, indeed, a mere ruse, Why do I need an inspirational muse, or editor my syntax to masseuse Mind's eye is vapid and obtuse; My brain is calling an immediate truce Inane pretenses no ......Read the rest...

...That mammogram! That mammogram! I do not like that mammogram! Would you like it on a couch? I think that I would still say ouch! Would you like it with champagne? I think that I would still complain......Read the rest...