Masseuse Poems

The Wife

...Hey, you husbands, please listen to this tale,
She is more than a servant, beyond the coffee's trail.
Not just a masseuse for your aching back,
She is your PARTNER, a bond that you should not lack...

For Taunya L P-R

...For your Himalayan Singing Bowl retreat stood neat.
For you gifted five eager souls, sheer enjoyable flight -
For your expense paid treat gave me first time visit,
And I, on friendly shores of my ...

Knotty

...They seek him here
They seek him there
But he can't be found
Anywhere

They seek him high
They seek him low
Someone saw one 
Long ago 

A knotty problem 
A mess to undo 
Will need an expe...

Pulchritudinous Independence Day 2023

...Utter brainless nincompoop
in this poem heretofore addressing
I wanna be forever free
and clear from mortal anguish,
and need more than a blessing -
I need a miracle worker after confessing
beh...

Persnickety Peg

...Persnickety Peg invited me to the spa
We were going to be Zen, with a relaxing ha ha
We sat in the sun, soaking up rays off the snow
She wore her sunglasses, and her face was aglow.

She barely ...

Good News Sells Too

...Here's the Good News, our world is awash, 
in wonders and beauty life cannot quash;
Like laughter and love, kind words, Turtle Doves,
Bar Mitzvahs and birthdays, baptisms and first dates,
Promoti...

Help Wanted

...Help wanted.   See the details below.

I’m lookin’ for a part-time assistant, and a life skills mentor, 
A Quick Books accountant, and an exercise partner, 
And a neat housekeeper that can do win...

There's Just One Catch With Video Link

...There’s Just One Catch


Help wanted.   See the details below.
Help wanted.   See the details below.

I’m lookin’ for a part-time assistant, and a life skills mentor, 
A Quick Books accountant...

No Massage Please

...She is super, she says.  After I leave there, I feel great!
This is my friend Louise who is trying to convince me to sign up for a massage.
I suspect if she gets a friend to sign up, she will win a...

Love, Whose Will Hasn'T Shaken

...Love, whose will hasn't shaken 
Leaving all in your path blazing
Not a victim, yet this heart has been taken. 
An infinite wonder which's simply amazing. 

Seems that I recall your fragrance. 
...

Romantic

...Roses are nice to have but they soon die
Obviously chocolates are a fave but go to my thighs
Many cute stuffed animals pile up real fast
And that song about diamonds only makes me laugh
Nothing s...

Middle March Madness

...March middles and meanders
while munching on mild marigolds and
meekly mumbling melancholy meanings
about the miserable maladies of
migraines from mostly grasses and pollens.

Meanwhile, mealy ...

A Personal Day

...Ever have one of those days
where you just have to get away
from the daily work grind...
where you can just kick back, 
relax a little,
and finally unwind,
tomorrow is that day for me
because ...

Lifeproof

...Llfeproof, I see your gauntlet thrown down
Is my life rough enough to smash your crown?
Are my depths so deep to make you drown?
If I leave you on the dash when I’m in town
Can you take t...

Long Live the Sillies Revisited

...A skeleton walks into a bar and says
“Gimme a beer and a mop”
Show me where Joseph Stalin is buried
And I'll show you a communist plot

My masseuse rubbed me the wrong way again
Fired her tho...

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