Best Masseuse Poems

hotsy totsy cutesy
does the watutsy
on your backbone
touchy feely girlie
serenades senses early
with design of her own
deep tissue
is the issue
fingers probe and prod
kneading, rubbing
muscles in a wad
heavenly...

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That mammogram! That mammogram!
I do not like that mammogram!

Would you like it on a couch?
I think that I would still say ouch!
Would you like it...

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She is super, she says.  After I leave there, I feel great!
This is my friend Louise who is trying to convince me to sign...

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Ever have one of those days
where you just have to get away
from the daily work grind...
where you can just kick back, 
relax a little,
and finally...

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A skeleton walks into a bar and says
“Gimme a beer and a mop”
Show me where Joseph Stalin is buried
And I'll show you a communist plot

My...

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I’m lookin’ for a part-time assistant, and a life skills mentor, 
A Quick Books accountant, and an exercise...

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the garden pond
carefully placed....
see frozen goldfish
 
frozen goldfish--
coolly await
spring thaw

spring rain
falls softly --
a wet massage

the masseuse
strong fingers but--
no candy

the candy store
millions of flavors--
calories counted

food cops
now...

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Llfeproof, I see your gauntlet thrown down
Is my life rough enough to smash your crown?
Are my depths so deep to make you drown?
If I leave...

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There’s Just One Catch


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I’m lookin’ for a part-time assistant, and a...

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Here's the Good News, our world is awash, 
in wonders and beauty life cannot quash;
Like laughter and love, kind words, Turtle Doves,
Bar Mitzvahs and birthdays,...

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March middles and meanders
while munching on mild marigolds and
meekly mumbling melancholy meanings
about the miserable maladies of
migraines from mostly grasses and pollens.

Meanwhile, mealy mouthed moguls
make monotone...

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A wild pagan, the wind, a spectral masseuse,
  Blunt cudgel and claw dipped in liquid frost,
To corrupt and ravage the pit head columns,
 ...

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If all writing is, indeed, a mere ruse,
Why do I need an inspirational muse,
or editor my syntax to masseuse
Mind's eye is vapid and obtuse;
My brain...

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Love, whose will hasn't shaken 
Leaving all in your path blazing
Not a victim, yet this heart has been taken. 
An infinite wonder which's simply amazing....

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Roses are nice to have but they soon die
Obviously chocolates are a fave but go to my thighs
Many cute stuffed animals pile up real fast
And...

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