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Mad Cow Disease Poems - Poems about Mad Cow Disease

Lacking Substance
...er Infectious Diseases: Anthrax. Foot-and-mouth disease. Leptospirosis. Salmonellosis. Rabies. Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy (BSE) ("Mad Cow Disease"): Screwworm. Bovine leukemia virus. Ringworm. Fallboard Q fever. Chlamydiosis. Campylobacteriosis. Listeriosis. Lid Yersiniosis. Brucellosis (also known as Bang's diseas......

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Categories: mad cow disease, character, farm, music,
Form: Ballade
Premium Member Mad Cow Expertise
...Mad cow disease is my expertise, and I dine on fine wine, quince and cheese. In my august wisdom, what I sure think is dumb, is to spit without checking the breeze.......

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Categories: mad cow disease, silly,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member I Love This Barbeque Stuff
...I love this barbeque stuff, the little piggy said. His father rolled his sow eyes back into his head. You know those are porch chops he whispered with ease. Let me ask you, have you ever heard of ......

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Categories: mad cow disease, animal, humor,
Form: Quatrain
Cracked Glass House Experiment
...Imagine being born into the world as a guinea pig. An experiment that as the ‘master’ of this guinea pig, you have a complete rule over to torment. Imagine telling this ’guinea-mouse’ in a glass h......

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Categories: mad cow disease, animal, conflict, confusion, environment,
Form: Free verse
Lyric Micro Essay Masquerades As Odd Poetic Story
...Mild dystopian cracks open cobwebbed laden figurative door to my super charged subconscious shrouded self - portal carelessly left ajar steeped in dark shadows, wherein spooky monsters c......

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Categories: mad cow disease, adventure, allusion, birth, business,
Form: Rhyme



Said the Guru - Saying: 181
...Said the Guru - Saying: 181 Don’t drizzle on me because you definitely don’t want me to drizzle on you. I have syphilis, aids and mutating mad cow disease. Are you sure you want some? Then we......

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Categories: mad cow disease, 12th grade, bible, black
Form: Free verse
Senryu Out To Pasture
...mad cow disease the cows so relieved to be penguins......

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Categories: mad cow disease, animal, confusion, sick,
Form: Senryu
Premium Member Mad Cow
...In France a cow's called a vache A crass bovine who's moo is so brash Some are infected by mad cow disease They give sour milk, making rancid cheese I know what will be a cow's fate ......

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Categories: mad cow disease, animal, food,
Form: Rhyme
Medical Miracles
...MEDICAL MIRACLES What happened to mad cow disease? And bird flu from Thailand? I ask myself. Legionnaire’s disease? Minimata? E - coli ? Did they succumb to medical expertise? Or just disapp......

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Categories: mad cow disease, health,
Form: Rhyme
Indicium
...black snakeroot, yew, cocklebur, poison (ivy, oak, parsnip, sumac, ryegrass, hemlock), blister bushes, daffodil, mayapple, lilium, jerusalem cherry, indian licorice, deadly nightshade, christmas rose......

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Categories: mad cow disease, life,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Mad Cow Disease
...One cow said to the other, visually worried, "This mad cow disease is really very scary. It's spreading fast through out the dairy industry. An entire herd had to be put down recently because the......

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Categories: mad cow disease, animals
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Patriotic Plan - Find the Last Man
...It beggars belief at the time of the Bovine troubles Cartoon capers mirror in abundance like little Barney Rubble's An epidemic so troubling that we called Mad Cow disease In it's simplistic tra......

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Categories: mad cow disease, political
Form: Couplet
What Can I Eat?
...I don’t want Swine flu So no more pork for me I don’t want Bird flu So no chicken fricassee I don’t want mad cow disease So no more Beef for me I don’t want Salmonella So no dippy eggs for tea......

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Categories: mad cow disease, healthbird, bird,
Form: I do not know?
Mad Cow Disease
...I watch very intently, as each move is made Who is in the sun and who is in the shade From the California Cheese to the Midwest Plains It is affecting their brains A good burger needs all the fix......

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Categories: mad cow disease, food, funny,
Form: Limerick
T He 19 90 .S.
...The water is polluted,the air is getting thin, casual sex is dangerous mad cow disease is in. ......

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Categories: mad cow disease, funny, health, life,
Form: Free verse

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