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I Love This Barbeque Stuff

...I love this barbeque stuff, the little piggy said. His father rolled his sow eyes back into his head. You know those are porch chops he whispered with ease. Let me ask you, have you ever heard of ......Read the rest...

Categories: mad cow disease, animal, humor,
Form: Quatrain

Cracked Glass House Experiment

...Imagine being born into the world as a guinea pig. An experiment that as the ‘master’ of this guinea pig, you have a complete rule over to torment. Imagine telling this ’guinea-mouse’ in a glass h......Read the rest...

Categories: mad cow disease, animal, conflict, confusion, environment,
Form: Free verse

Lyric Micro Essay Masquerades As Odd Poetic Story

...Mild dystopian cracks open cobwebbed laden figurative door to my super charged subconscious shrouded self - portal carelessly left ajar steeped in dark shadows, wherein spooky monsters c......Read the rest...

Categories: mad cow disease, adventure, allusion, birth, business,
Form: Rhyme

Said the Guru - Saying: 181

...Said the Guru - Saying: 181 Don’t drizzle on me because you definitely don’t want me to drizzle on you. I have syphilis, aids and mutating mad cow disease. Are you sure you want some? Then we......Read the rest...

Categories: mad cow disease, 12th grade, bible, black
Form: Free verse

Senryu Out To Pasture

...mad cow disease the cows so relieved to be penguins......Read the rest...

Categories: mad cow disease, animal, confusion, sick,
Form: Senryu

Mad Cow

...In France a cow's called a vache A crass bovine who's moo is so brash Some are infected by mad cow disease They give sour milk, making rancid cheese I know what will be a cow's fate ......Read the rest...

Categories: mad cow disease, animal, food,
Form: Rhyme

Medical Miracles

...MEDICAL MIRACLES What happened to mad cow disease? And bird flu from Thailand? I ask myself. Legionnaire’s disease? Minimata? E - coli ? Did they succumb to medical expertise? Or just disapp......Read the rest...

Categories: mad cow disease, health,
Form: Rhyme

Indicium

...black snakeroot, yew, cocklebur, poison (ivy, oak, parsnip, sumac, ryegrass, hemlock), blister bushes, daffodil, mayapple, lilium, jerusalem cherry, indian licorice, deadly nightshade, christmas rose......Read the rest...

Categories: mad cow disease, life,
Form: Free verse

Mad Cow Disease

...One cow said to the other, visually worried, "This mad cow disease is really very scary. It's spreading fast through out the dairy industry. An entire herd had to be put down recently because the......Read the rest...

Categories: mad cow disease, animals
Form: Rhyme

Patriotic Plan - Find the Last Man

...It beggars belief at the time of the Bovine troubles Cartoon capers mirror in abundance like little Barney Rubble's An epidemic so troubling that we called Mad Cow disease In it's simplistic tra......Read the rest...

Categories: mad cow disease, political
Form: Couplet

What Can I Eat?

...I don’t want Swine flu So no more pork for me I don’t want Bird flu So no chicken fricassee I don’t want mad cow disease So no more Beef for me I don’t want Salmonella So no dippy eggs for tea......Read the rest...

Categories: mad cow disease, healthbird, bird,
Form: I do not know?

Mad Cow Disease

...I watch very intently, as each move is made Who is in the sun and who is in the shade From the California Cheese to the Midwest Plains It is affecting their brains A good burger needs all the fix......Read the rest...

Categories: mad cow disease, food, funny,
Form: Limerick

T He 19 90 .S.

...The water is polluted,the air is getting thin, casual sex is dangerous mad cow disease is in. ......Read the rest...

Categories: mad cow disease, funny, health, life,
Form: Free verse