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What Can I Eat?

I don’t want Swine flu
So no more pork for me
I don’t want Bird flu
So no chicken fricassee
I don’t want mad cow disease
So no more Beef for me
I don’t want Salmonella
So no dippy eggs for tea 
With mercury in the water
I will no longer eat fish
There is pollution in the air
So I’ll eat no bird related dish
I cannot eat any type of fruit
Because of insecticides
And all vegetables are out
Because of the herbicides
So I am at a loss now
To know what I can eat
There is of course chocolate
But then what would be my treat?

Copyright © | Year Posted 2010




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Date: 4/22/2010 8:08:00 AM
Thanks Carol - I will take your advice
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Date: 4/22/2010 7:22:00 AM
A very enjoyable read Paul. More chocolate perhaps. Love, Carol
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