Long Youse Poems
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Uncle Arthur‘She’s on again - the annual campin’ trip regatta,
and we’ve got ourselves together for our plans to Wonnangatta.
The high country; you can’t beat it for the peace and quiet
unless of course some plans get...
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Categories:
youse, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Oppressor and the OppressedOppressor and the oppressed.
Who is the oppressed and who is the oppressor?
Who has the right to beat a random person on the street?
Who has the right when to pronounce a person guilty or to see...
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Categories:
youse, bird, character, corruption, future, nostalgia, drug,
Form:
Free verse
A Darzet Countree Lad Be OiOi be nowt but an auld country hick,
we a liddle bit of gall, an a lotta stick.
Oi baint niver afeared to speak me mind,
nor critizise folks harshly iffen Oi find
zummit I don’t loik. Tis...
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Categories:
youse, immigration, memory,
Form:
Rhyme
I Hate Flamin' CrowsMe real name it is Bill Vonbertouche,
but for short most folk just call me Bill.
Me Mum and Dad say I’m real smart,
but the girls reckon I’m just a dill.
But let’s just get this one thing...
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Categories:
youse, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
The Bloke Who Sells the BaitAnother long weekend’s upon us and we’re ready, set to go,
To get amongst the bream again, along the river Tambo.
Our adrenaline is rushing and we’re really bloody keen,
To celebrate with fishing while, we’re toasting to...
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Categories:
youse, fishing, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Flat Rocks“Where are you going?” Teddy asked, breaking in our conversation,
between Bulldog, ‘Newy’ and myself and noticed with his observation,
that the words of Phillip Island had been mentioned by us three,
so he gathered that we’re fishing,...
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Categories:
youse, fishing,
Form:
Rhyme
Theys True Love Story Part 3Her grand gals axed her one time
How did hers ever gits a date
Her done went ta a all gals school
Theys wudn't let no boys in
Ut makes me's won ders
Yep ut sure do
Theys at that...
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Categories:
youse, cowboy-western, funny, imagination, wedding, car, wedding,
Form:
Free verse
HenpeckedWe were drinking in the Eagles Nest; a cozy little pub,
one Friday evening after work completed in the scrub.
Most of us are timber workers, who get paid on Friday night,
so we’re all cashed up and...
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Categories:
youse, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Black Hole In the CreekOh yeah if you’re a fisherman,
and you’re rung up by a mate,
there’s always time to put down tools
with no need to contemplate,
‘cause fishing has that magic draw
to take you to your peak -
and evening is...
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Categories:
youse, fishing,
Form:
Rhyme
BrandinBrandin
I's jist gots back frum Y-OM_UN
An wents ta sees ma son un 'is wife
Thay war waitin fur a call ta goes helps a frien
An thays jist throwed me un.
Ut war un tha Kansas plains
Un thay...
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Categories:
youse, cowboy-western, family, history, love, war, me, war,
Form:
Rhyme
Archie Bunker At the Pearly GatesArchie Bunker at the Pearly Gates
By Elton Camp
Archie almost died at the loading dock
The experience, to him, quite a shock
“If the crate hadn’t missed, I’d be dead”
The scary thought ran through his head
That night he...
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Categories:
youse, funny
Form:
Rhyme
A Journey BourneAh war out a walkin
Ut war a Sunday morn
Mah chores war all did
Warn't no need fer me et home
Ah walks along tha river
What does goes by er place
Hearin tha crickets singin
Un watchin dragonflies un tha...
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Categories:
youse, cowboy-westernwar, horse, sorry, war,
Form:
Rhyme
Christmas Day 1943 In North Platte, NebraskaThe Union Pacific steamer billowed clouds of smoke as down the rails it raced!
Young soldiers aboard the crowded train contemplated the dire fates they faced.
Melancholy thoughts of hearth and home this Christmas Day were hard...
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Categories:
youse, patriotic, war,
Form:
Rhyme
Trivia Trivia TriviaTwo rats can have over a million descendants
In eighteen months, talk about prolific
Don't know about all youse guys out there
But this guy finds that quite horrific
You'd produce enough gas for an atomic bomb
If you farted...
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Categories:
youse, fun,
Form:
Rhyme
Trivia Trivia TriviaTwo rats can have over a million descendants
In eighteen months, talk about prolific
Don't know about all youse guys out there
But this guy finds that quite horrific
You'd produce enough gas for an atomic bomb
If you farted...
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Categories:
youse, inspirational,
Form:
Rhyme
CompassionI'd spent the day down at the market and seen me sheep get sold,
And I'd got a pretty good price for the seven six months old,
So I bought some treats for those at home to...
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Categories:
youse, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Killer In the MessOn a Monday public holiday and with my son home from school,
we organized to go out fishing in a creek where blackfish rule,
and while we’re putting in the boot, our bamboo poles and fishing gear,
I...
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Categories:
youse, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Returning the ComplimentI’ve spent years and years on my computer staring at the screen,
tapping on the alphabet; typing out a quirky poet scene.
A thesaurus is the saving grace when this poet needs a sign,
so...
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Categories:
youse, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
If Youse GuysIf Youse Guys
If youse guys knock on my door,
I ain’t gonna answer it, no freaking way, man!
Youse could be Perry Smith and Dick Hickock standing there,
Holding a flashlight, a fishing knife, and a shotgun,
Thinking...
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Categories:
youse, corruption,
Form:
Free verse
Television- For Catie L.Television-
As American as Chop Suey,
We watch it day and night,
Till our minds get very gooey...
I remember shows,
That are no more,
Ones my dad, or I,
Did adore
He loved his quiz shows,
A requirement of old age...
(Like moving...
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Categories:
youse, confusion, father, funny, parody, satire, me, old,
Form:
Burlesque
Abbreviated SecondsOne Sunday afternoon last summer with the weather being great,
we decided we should carry on one normal summer trait,
and put on a ‘barby’ for the neighbours, so we can socialise,
while we have a drink of...
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Categories:
youse, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Better Choice At the EndThe wife ‘n I were taken out
by me’ bosses on a Christmas ‘do’,
to a restaurant I can’t afford,
uptown in some swank avenue,
where a waiter dressed up to kill,
in a black formal suit with a tie,
pulled...
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Categories:
youse, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Trivia PlusRats can have over a million descendants
In eighteen months, talk about prolific
Don't know about all youse guys out there
But this guy finds that quite horrific
You'd produce enough gas for an atomic bomb
If you farted for...
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Categories:
youse, fun,
Form:
Rhyme
The RideBet youse cain't guesses
Whats I's done taday,
I's saddles up ma ol' roan
Un we's set off'n the trail
Whar tha doggies likes ta play.
Thay war tha fattest critters
Tha grass ut war belly high
Thay's maws war so...
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Categories:
youse, cowboy-western, imagination, love, war, war,
Form:
Rhyme
Far More Than FriendsI thought and I thought
I thought and I thunk
so very much thinking
My thoughts made me drunk
My friends are great friends
Friends that are friendly and true
They are far more than friends
These lovely friends one and two
They're...
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Categories:
youse, blessing, friendship,
Form:
Quatrain