Long Wifes Poems

In a foreign lush green sprawling land
A patchwork carpet stitched together
In shades of tawny browns yellows and green
Rugged rock forest and wind-swept moor
Is a awe-inspiring spectacle to be seen

In summer's adorned frock adorned bushes and...

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You think your life's so rushed?
You've never been literally flushed,
or frozen and really crushed.
I've been through all a thousand times,
maybe more if you read between the lines.
My names 'Rob' and i'm a raindrop,
how my journey...

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What are you thinking don't you know others read this,whatever it's supposed to be
      Truth or fiction if this gets back to the papers you think they want care because...

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this is your life the clock is ticking, 
take those shackles off, 
meet yourself within, 

many wives tossed aside, 
after twenty or thirty years...
it happens...and it happens 
everywhere... 

rebuild yourself, 
yes if needed be, without...

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many miles I have rome
and called many boats a home
they've taken many place
to meet alot of faces
I lived different lives
with three lovely wifes

the first on I met at a red light
got her pregnant that night
all...

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Tonight I sit here feeling alone and blue, 
My heart filled with agony and pain.
My home, my life destroyed in the morning dew,
For I lost her, to a fast moving train.

She used to laugh when...

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Husbands, raise your hands
Keep them up if you love your wife
Keep them up if you colour your wifes hair
Okay, this is for the three of us that are left....


I did my wife a favour
As I...

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ding- dong -ding-dong- ding
jingle bells as people flourish the streets looking for what ...presents,
as a child sees Christmas they see what they will get,
an adult sees Christmas as a time to belittle over worked merchants,
we...

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How do you go on knowing you just lost,
  to know you can't do what another can,
  and if you could/did you would be striking your own hand,
you hung on as long as...

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he asked her to marry
she refused because 
was disoriented by sexual identity.
she said she'd love him
and would be his friend.
he was gay or bisexual and
was in a relationship with a straight woman
who wanted nothing to...

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Feeling so tired and my nerves are wired
Freinds dog barking mine whineing my teeth grinding
First of the month pay the bills do repairs losing more hair
Middle of the month broke again grab a piece of...

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My old man was kicking a can
It made him happy even as a kid

Ya know young old me I loved my hackie sacks
I'd kick till I was tired and then go take a nap

You know...

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Your entering an elevator
 in the skyscraping building of life.
As you step through the doors
 your uncertain of which floor is right.
So you press all the buttons
 hoping to rely on your sight.
Upon reaching the...

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Imaginary people living in a make believe world
The world keeps on spinning as the future is unfurled
It seems quite certain they have done this all their lives
Go to work each morning and kiss their plastic...

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'Vanity of vanity, all is vanity... and chasing after wind'
    evokes a mood of despair, precious few grins
  Ecclesiastes is read in most synagogues on Sukkoth
    though it...

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well it's 2026
and Boogie jam Bowgo
is in the mix
rap out towgo and bluey jam bustsas
flankin on Chicco's
and the Drab Muthacluccias
beggin on beanie
she aint smiling
her freind Chick-willa
my fast fone dialin
backbitting hussy
she down with what ever
switching in...

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I remember how you use to make me laugh and all the funny faces you would 
make,
I remember watching from the bed room window while you played out side with 
you friends,
I remember idolizing you...

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A lifetime of love in the wink of an eye
I can feel slipping by

Nothing left for me to do
But feel the pain inside of you

If but a second I could trade
The memory of kisses shall...

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WIFE’S DAY

Will guys still be flocking
down to the supermarket
with gloved hands and a mask
hair astrew, wild eyes
the surprise that it’s wife’s day
I mean mother’s day today

Will he shake the box of Russel Stovers
longing to pinch
each...

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There Once Was A Man ...

There once was a man, oh so brave
Who would sleep in a hole, called a grave ...
Well, him being the host
To so many a ghost,
He arranged a big bash, called...

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Words are important 
They roll off our tongue 
Words are shared by you 
And every one 

Words show who we are 
So tell no lies 
To your man or 
wifes 

Words are important 
Women enjoy...

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I Still go to that same park, down that same lonely street
I Still sit on that same bench, under that same tree
That one where I carved our initials, in a heart on the bark
That night...

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I want to be your motivation, inspiration and everything in between.

I want to be the reason for your smile, and the one who turns your frown upside down.

I want to be the one you look...

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You know I had to
leave by 1:00.
I had a date with 
Somethang Special.
So I decided to
plow both sides of the 
ole circle feild
down by
Suttle's place.
i got the edges first cause I knew
Ole Sutle's wife did...

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In this house I sit all alone,
just wanting and wishing to go back home.
Home as in my wifes loving embrace,
planting kisses on her most beautiful face.

I still don't know how to move on in life,
knowing...

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