Long Swatting Poems
Long Swatting Poems. Below are the most popular long Swatting by PoetrySoup Members. You can search for long Swatting poems by poem length and keyword.
The 0cay ExterminatorI suppose there are no new problems in the world to be exterminated,
well, I mean, of course there are as many new problems
as there are creatures having a new day today,
but I mean I suppose...
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Categories:
swatting, earth, hate, health, humor, love, political, science,
Form:
Prose Poetry
Itsy Bitsy the Tiny PixyItsy Bitsy the tiny pixy always wore a frown
for the other pixys treated him like a clown
The other pixy boys did not want Itsy Bitsy around
Itsy Bitsy flew too slow with small wings that were...
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Categories:
swatting, children, fairy, fun,
Form:
Rhyme
Wasted Verses Ushers Quirky Pathetic OeuvreWasted verses ushers quirky pathetic oeuvre
HENCE....herewith,
a post (traumatic)
stressed disordered poetic whim
to summarize fantasy
incorrigible lottery dreamer
paradise visage and eyes
zapping, swatting, and battling
a bulge with dollar signs
whets imagination with
Mega Million ticket...
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Categories:
swatting, angel, appreciation, beautiful, blessing, celebration, cool, fate,
Form:
Rhyme
While attempting going to sleep after midnightWhile attempting going to sleep after midnight...
December 27th, 2023,
the missus pounded mine posterior
(she played paddywhack
on me blimey buttucks)
not only causing contusion,
but flaying percussive rumpus,
where the wild things are
found yours truly feeling
like a...
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Categories:
swatting, blue, cry, father, games, humorous, husband, wife,
Form:
Free verse
Mass Murdereri battled the urge for years . i can no more .
i have never been much of a morning person . recent
engagements have left me bruised , worn out and sore.
the good in me...gone ....
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Categories:
swatting, adventure, food, funny, imagination, life, me, sound,
Form:
I do not know?
Sobering a Happy AddictI was born married to the master of subservience,
fell in love with the master of somnolence.
I dissolved Reality,...
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Categories:
swatting, death, imagination, life, sleep,
Form:
Free verse
Unquotable Quotes - Liv: Swatting Flies In Buckingham Palace From the White HouseUNQUOTABLE QUOTES - LIV : Swatting flies in Buckingham Palace from the White House
When Bianca Nobilissima, the statuesque Sea Anne-Anne anchor in her Star-Trek heat-wave get-up exposing her sculptured architectural buoy spaces from head to...
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Categories:
swatting, humor, irony, satire, uplifting,
Form:
Dramatic Verse
The Breathing Fog of May and the Insistence of Wednesday's Sun.It's...
irrelevant
we're two stories, picture books rubbed raw and torn pages, he's
ripped
up the middle, down the lines of his face on the left and his right ear
dangles
over my toes when midnight falls, I watch him, inconspicuous,...
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Categories:
swatting, loveapril, me,
Form:
Free verse
An Evening At the HomeWritten: March 5, 2012
Updated: March 11, 2012
Listen to nurse's report including the news
that Joe and Wilma like each other.
Check all rooms and find that Roger is out of his bed
and down on the floor...
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Categories:
swatting, caregiving, life, people, light, light, march,
Form:
List
Ethan the CatEthan lies upon my lap
in sweet and tender slumber.
This happens all throughout the day,
who can count the number?
I think he's shrewd and his...
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Categories:
swatting, funny, humor, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
CreatureObserving.
Frozen in time,
captivated by this enormous being,
the size of a small car.
Pondering,
his every move.
The way he used his hands;
so child-like.
With all the consciousness of the world,
and graceless coordination.
Aware.
of the visitors,
as they briefly...
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Categories:
swatting, adventure, animals, art, childhood, education, faith, fear,
Form:
Narrative
The CornerTwelve rounds of excitement
Two rivals smiling in the middle of enchantment
The bell rang...
Both fighters were wild
Two rough hands still mild
The bell rang again -- end of first round.
Second round...
Gaiting horses, eluding kicks and punches
Baiting bodies,...
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Categories:
swatting, boxing day , courage,
Form:
Narrative
CockroachAcross the white of table bread and yellow plated cheese
Upon the black fictitious grapes, it wheezes its disease
It crawls, its scrawny legs cluttering the revulsion's sight
Look at this nocturnal insect parading pride in pallid light
And...
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Categories:
swatting, allegoryme, insect, me,
Form:
Verse
MisinformationI miss some information while the news drones on today,
and lose a favorite TV chair, while commentators lie on air.
The coddled cats, now cozy in my spot, have no respect for playing fair.
Their clawing...
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Categories:
swatting, word play,
Form:
Free verse
I Wish I Weren'T a LionI WISH I WEREN’T A LION
by
JOHN M. ARRIBAS
I wish I weren’t a lion, I can’t make any friends
I’m always scaring folks, my size just offends
And how about this hairdo; would you come near?
To any sane...
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Categories:
swatting, allegory, allusion, children, desire, children, how i
Form:
Rhyme
Pipes and PipelinesWishbone display on a symmetrical canvas. Glimmers in the dark house akin to fresh paint in a tunnel. Tuning timing taking trapping taming. In a fiery heating system life can be barren so bread must...
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Categories:
swatting, august,
Form:
I do not know?
Dandy's Cuckoo ClockOn a spotty, sprinkled day, at the Plott's house on the block,
A squatty Uncle Scotty had sent a polka dotted, cuckoo clock!
The family said "That's handy!", and found a spot upon a shelf
For the...
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Categories:
swatting, childrenhouse, house,
Form:
Rhyme
The FlyThe fly
buzzes
over my bed
Spawns
...
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Categories:
swatting, on writing and words
Form:
Free verse
Fear of FailureI know you don't want to hurt
or even disappoint
me
And I know you don't want to hurt
yourself.
Yet still your shame
and self-blame hurt
Your self-judging
punishing closet frame
suffocates our transparent life
my caring curiosity craves,
and mutual vulnerability
our sharing courage braves.
Addiction...
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Categories:
swatting, addiction, caregiving, fear, health, integrity, love hurts,
Form:
Political Verse
Tractors For Russiawalking the way of the freckle face boy
one and only one verdict comes to mind
nobody knows who is calling the shots
various factions reluctant to spill the beans
well things have a force of their own
a constant...
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Categories:
swatting, how i feel,
Form:
Free verse
Don'T Cut Your Hair"Capucine, Capucine, let down your hair,"
yelled the Prince so handsome and fair
climbing up the braids, no knowledge Capucine's hair was cut
an enchantress yelled down from the tower, “Keep your mouth shut.”
“Capucine has been sent to...
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Categories:
swatting, fantasy,
Form:
Rhyme
Bags of LeftoversThings happen. Life unravels
The earth spins, perpetuating processes
And as we recount our travels
Our hearers marvel
Stories of prophets' heads on silver platters
Representations of old things
And we should be somehow flattered
By images of our saggy bottoms...
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Categories:
swatting, allegory, analogy, conflict, life, rap, words,
Form:
I do not know?
Snafu
S ituation
N ormal
A ll
F ouled
U p
Everyone in the chain of command
is passing the buck
From the president on down,
they’re covering their butt
Pentagon pencil-heads are working the phones,
trying to get a handle on the toilet situation ...
barking...
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Categories:
swatting, allusion, image, word play, words,
Form:
Acrostic
Mundanity Doth Not Spell EnnuiNor do I feel free
akin to noble savage
(gratis to Jean Jacques Rousseau)
completely unfettered, and able lee
to fend off unseen banshee,
comically swatting for all to see,
though today February Eighth,
2019 quite similar (i.e. dime
a...
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Categories:
swatting, boy, childhood, confusion, destiny, father, fear, health,
Form:
Narrative
Rear RubThere comes a time when we all begin
to challenge the authority above.
Whilst we may know that we committed a sin
they still discipline us because of their love.
I remember just such...
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Categories:
swatting, angst, childhood, love, motherme,
Form:
Rhyme