Long Sneezy Poems
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Childhood Dreams Part 2
The three little pigs came to the ball
Tried to blow the castle down
It didn’t work
It was made of solid gold
So they gave up and sat at their trough
Ate noisily
And snorted quite a lot
They...
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Categories:
sneezy, childhood, cinderella, dream, mum,
Form:
Free verse
City of Hope
What a city I murmur to myself looking at its map.
We approached the city known as Dis,
with its vast army and its burdened citizens.
At last we reached the moats
dug deep around the dismal city.
What destroys...
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Categories:
sneezy, animal, city, grief, hope, love, poetry, wisdom,
Form:
Verse
Seven Dwarfs
There's a Cherokee Indian at the door.
What the hell is happening in this neighbourhood, last week it was the seven dwarfs, and who was the bloody spokesman, bloody Dopey.
Remember the good old days when it...
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Categories:
sneezy, giggle, humorous,
Form:
Free verse
Christmas Jingles 4 - Snow White and Her Christmas Tree
Snow White’s Christmas tree.
Snow white gathered the seven dwarfs round her
and asked if they'd do her a huge favour
By them decorating the Christmas tree
as her time was short and she was busy.
The seven dwarfs all...
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Categories:
sneezy, celebration, christmas, tree,
Form:
Rhyme
Snow White and the Seven Dorks
A magic mirror told the queen that Snow White was the fairest in the land!
This put Her Majesty in a terrible snit and to the woods she had her banned!
She hired a hit man to...
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Categories:
sneezy, funnyhome, snow, home, snow,
Form:
Rhyme
The Seven Disappear
THE SEVEN DISAPPEAR
So the Prince asked Snow White to marry him,
And the dwarfs said good bye to Snow White.
From that day on, Snow White lived in a castle....
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Categories:
sneezy, funnysnow, day, snow, drug,
Form:
Free verse
Santa Claus and the 7 Dwarfs
I bet you didn't know that the 7 dwarfs
Used to work for Santa Claus
Yep, they all got fired from the north pole
Cause they kept breaking too many laws
See, Doc was the north pole physician
He tended...
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Categories:
sneezy, funny
Form:
Rhyme
Little Guy Dwarves Again
Seven days and lonely at night
Was a Princess called Snow White
On her doorstep there was
Little guy dwarves
All different to view from sight
So on Monday night she did walk
To Dopey's bedroom for a talk
The conversation was...
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Categories:
sneezy, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Olfactory Factuality
The facts of life, O birds and bees,
how getting aroused, can trigger a sneeze,
Weird as it seems, science explains,
this behavior’s no contagious disease,
Apparently nasal erectile tissue,
caused this quirk during evolution,
Was used to...
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Categories:
sneezy, allegory, allusion, crush, humor, sexy, social,
Form:
Rhyme
Little Guy Dwarves
Seven days and lonely at night
Was a Princess called Snow White
On her doorstep there was
Little guy dwarves
All different to view from sight
So on Monday night she did walk
To Dopey's bedroom for a talk
The conversation was...
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Categories:
sneezy, funny, me, me,
Form:
Limerick
Conundrum
Journey Journal Page
CONUNDRUM
By Leon Enriquez
Such are the seven ages of man:
Life’s true conundrum in fresh game plan —
“Sleepy” the helpless infant child spills,
Crying bouts as strange wonder reveals;
“Happy” the whining schoolboy thus drills,
Fumbling with painful...
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Categories:
sneezy, allusion,
Form:
Couplet
Winter To Spring
He shivers as he steps on the porch,
The sharp icy air gives a certain scorch.
As he steps out from the arbors protection,
out to where there is no affection.
A month...
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Categories:
sneezy, april, beautiful, change, christmas, creation, spring, winter,
Form:
Rhyme
I Like My Sundays Funny
I like to laugh on Tuesday's.The music says That's Cool. No fooling, I do magic. I disappear on cue. You got reason for your witness. The stands not best at night. It's heavy and they're...
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Categories:
sneezy, blessing, care, conflict, friendship, growing up, image,
Form:
Rhyme
Seven Dwarfs
~Seven Dwarfs~ (limerick sequence)*
There once was a dwarf named Doc,
Who saw patients around the clock.
He hadn’t gone to medical school,
Yet his patients he could easily fool,
For his meds were always chalk.
There once was a...
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Categories:
sneezy, funny
Form:
Limerick
Christmas Jingles 8 - Seven Dwarfs - Seven Gifts
Snow White's Christmas Gifts
When Snow White awoke on Christmas morning
Seven pairs of eyes looked on adoring
Seven gifts there were placed beneath the tree
Each one lovingly wrapped exquisitely.
The seven dwarfs dearly loved Snow White so
All felt...
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Categories:
sneezy, appreciation, celebration, christmas, giving,
Form:
Rhyme
Conversations With Time
Three thousand ginger bread cookies
On a purple path to shade
Twisted Time Diagonally
Elusively Disfiguring Reality
Green was Blue
Blue was Happy
Happy was Sneezy
And the other Six dwarves
never showed
They didn't...
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Categories:
sneezy, philosophytime, time, perspective,
Form:
I do not know?
The Dwarf Cult
Snow White and the 7 dwarfs
Are really not what they seem
So stay far away from them
Or they'll put you on their team
They're really one of them doom's day cults
And Snow White is their leader
They'll...
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Categories:
sneezy, funny
Form:
Rhyme
ai
the way my words move together
fall
...
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Categories:
sneezy, appreciation, poetry, power,
Form:
Free verse
Boat Similes
Abacus yacht boats pleasy
Banana boats are queazy
Catamaran boats squeezy
Dinghy boats all out easy
Eagle Craft boats too cheesy
Fishing boats yet so breezy
Game boats crazy uneasy
Houseboats creepy sneezy
Inflatable boats fizzy
Jet boats so smokeeasy
Kayak boats much so creasy
Lifeboats...
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Categories:
sneezy, simile,
Form:
Acrostic
Beep
Gone digital
begun/beginning
Networking with me-self
Can't find a full-stop
to stop
What yer looking at fish-face???
Yer know
since yesterday
I can't find me thumbs
falling feet first
in-ter sub-monkey skills
I need more,
more white widgets
and black toggles-
got the wobbles, a bit keyed-up
Mind knitting its...
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Categories:
sneezy, poetry,
Form:
Free verse
The Flu
The Flu
You are living a happy normal life,
It catches you without a clue,
While you come out of the swimming pool,
And then you sneeze you know you have flu.
It makes you fell sneezy and chilly,
It sticks...
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Categories:
sneezy, funny,
Form:
Rhyme
My Venerable Dad - Memory Snippet On Fathers Day
Lucky day! Father McShane was on the altar.
I knelt in gratitude, in silent applause.
He said mass faster than the lead car in a drag race.
Hosts flew and before we knew it:...
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Categories:
sneezy, father, father, father,
Form:
Free verse
To the Indoorsman
If bugs and spiders make you cringe
And snakes make you feel queasy;
If weeds and nettles make you itch
And pollen makes you sneezy;
If fresh air tends to give you hives,
Perhaps your best decision: ...
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Categories:
sneezy, funny, nature, people,
Form:
I do not know?
April
As gypsy winds ensnare the inner child
with jasmine blossoms scenting up the air
and spring’s inspiring rebirth...nature’s wild
awakening, replenishing what’s bare.
Azalea smiles in colors, lilacs peak
while inner child is laughing, full of glee.
Each day a new...
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Categories:
sneezy, april, beauty, emotions, nature, senses, uplifting,
Form:
Sonnet