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Seven Dwarfs

~Seven Dwarfs~ (limerick sequence)* There once was a dwarf named Doc, Who saw patients around the clock. He hadn’t gone to medical school, Yet his patients he could easily fool, For his meds were always chalk. There once was a dwarf named Sleepy, Whose wife was extremely weepy. She wanted to travel But couldn’t unravel His hair from the bed canopy. There once was a dwarf named Happy, Who ate only fudge and taffy. His tummy got big. He looked like a pig. So he switched to chocolate frappé. There once was a dwarf named Bashful, Who’s wallet was always cash full. Too timid to spend For fear he’d offend The peons whose homes were trash full. There once was a dwarf named Dopey, Who’s mind was mightily mopey. His speech was so slow His belle didn’t know That he wanted to elopey. There once was a dwarf named Grumpy, Who became a little rumpy. He ran ten miles a day, But much to his dismay, His butt just became real lumpy. There once was a dwarf named Sneezy, Whose allergies made him wheezey. He wanted to play the romantic lead, But instead did the voice of a dying steed, In a film by Martin Scorsese. *the real ending to "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs"

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Date: 3/22/2011 8:17:00 PM
lol! Totally enjoyed! I am impressed. Annalise
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Date: 3/11/2011 6:47:00 PM
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Date: 10/12/2010 11:33:00 AM
Hi Jim I love this,very funny.Just one thing how on earth did Snow White cope with this dysfunctional lot? luv June(Sylvia)
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Date: 9/23/2010 5:59:00 PM
cute one!! welcome to poetry soup!
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Date: 9/23/2010 4:53:00 PM
Enjoyed the play on the Seven Dwarfs...I haven't thought of them in a long time this was a reminder....Welcome to soup..I hope that your stay will be long with many more wonderful post and that you enjoy reading many of the other gifted poets that post on this site..Thanks for stopping by and the kind comments on my work...Sara
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Date: 9/23/2010 8:17:00 AM
Thanks for your comments, James. I just got back from visiting Disney World, so it was fun to read this poem again. All of the Seven Dwarfs were part of the Disney parade. Hope to see you posting some more poetry soon! Love, Carolyn
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Date: 9/15/2010 8:44:00 AM
Yo, James, this is brilliant and VERY funny! How lucky we are to have a new member with so much talent. I was laughing out loud at each verse. Doc, Dopey and Sneezy are a riot!! Hope you'll think about entering my "Sphinx Head on Mars" contest. Entries can be either funny or serious takes on the photos. Great to have you here and I'm glad you're enjoying Poetry Soup! Best wishes, Carolyn
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Date: 9/12/2010 6:58:00 AM
Yes James it was me u commented on appreciate your lovely words on my poetry... make sure u put a title for your new poem so other poets can access to read... enjoy the contest scene but one the rules..of each contest.. all the sponsors have different themes and forms they want in their respective contests...good luck my friend.. need any help just ask me..luv..
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Date: 9/12/2010 2:05:00 AM
so entertaining!
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Date: 9/11/2010 9:22:00 PM
James, hello! Is this the only poem you have here on this site. Sorry to hear about Snow White. Hope my comment did not offended you. (I TRULY DID LIKE THE POEM ABOVE) However I do hope you find ways on navigating this site. Once you learn I hope you like it.. I did stop by to read more of your poetry. But, you have none. James, the day you post something new you have to share it with me. LOl, I am curious now on how fun your poetry will be to read. Have yourself a nice one...P.D.
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Date: 9/10/2010 10:14:00 PM
Hey, I sure never saw these before, James! I hope you have a lot of poems up your sleeves for us, my old friend! MY favs here were Dopey and Grumpy! Luv, Andrea
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Date: 9/10/2010 11:55:00 AM
What a beautiful day to sit and read poetry here at PoetrySoup. Please keep writing and sharing your poems with us. What a diverse group of poets we have here I am so happy you are one of us James. Have a wonderful weekend filled with inspiration. Love, Carol
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Date: 9/9/2010 7:15:00 PM
Wonderful poem nicely worded full of humor. and rhyme. James
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Date: 9/9/2010 3:14:00 PM
Welcome to Poetry Soup...very creative piece... enjoyed reading and reliving the 'fairy tale' in your words... of poetry.. soup offers many contests ...check them out and enter ..and good luck..with luv....
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Date: 9/9/2010 3:05:00 PM
LOL, James! Love and enjoyed your poem.. This one was so fun to read. I wonder what Snow White would say about this poem.. Adding it to my favorites...LeeAnn
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