Olfactory Factuality

The facts of life, O birds and bees, how getting aroused, can trigger a sneeze, Weird as it seems, science explains, this behavior’s no contagious disease, Apparently nasal erectile tissue, caused this quirk during evolution, Was used to discern erotic pheromones, isn’t that a nice upstanding resolution, Autonomic reflex gets overloaded, in which we have no control, If you have a secret admirer, an Achoo! could betray their goal, Now I’ve opened Pandora’s box, let the cat out of the bag, Instead of social distancing, sneezes might encourage a shack, This poem has some side effects, even strange permutations, God bless you! never be the same again, could construe carnal allegations, Strange this evolutionary mixup, is still embedded in our genes, Contemporary signals of interest, usually belay bulging jeans, I’m going out on a limb here, for better no definitely worse, Did we humans in our primeval past, grunt prelingual dirty words, So many questions surround, basic instincts of procreation, Least of which erogenous zones, are open to interpretation, Like whispering sweet nothings, a turn on, in each other’s ears, Call out the ex’s name by mistake, your lusty night might end in tears, So if dressing up like Snow White, and think someones getting sleazy, Take it easy on the small guy, he may just be acting out sneezy. By David Kavanagh