The Dwarf Cult

Snow White and the 7 dwarfs Are really not what they seem So stay far away from them Or they'll put you on their team They're really one of them doom's day cults And Snow White is their leader They'll do what ever she tells them to And I hope you never meet her They do that cult like chanting The one everybody knows It's some kind of crazy singing "Hi ho, Hi ho", you know how it goes Even their names should tell you That something's kinda creepy Grumpy, Bashful, Dopey, Happy, Sneezy, Doc and Sleepy They stand out on the corner And pass their leaflets out Telling all who passes by What they're all about They'll offer you an apple And you'll think they're being kind But all it takes is just one bite And then they'll control your mind Don't say I didn't warn you If you do what I have feared You'll find yourself 3 feet tall And sporting a tiny beard