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The Dwarf Cult

Snow White and the 7 dwarfs
Are really not what they seem 
So stay far away from them
Or they'll put you on their team

They're really one of them doom's day cults
And Snow White is their leader
They'll do what ever she tells them to
And I hope you never meet her

They do that cult like chanting
The one everybody knows
It's some kind of crazy singing
"Hi ho, Hi ho", you know how it goes

Even their names should tell you
That something's kinda creepy
Grumpy, Bashful, Dopey, Happy,
Sneezy, Doc and Sleepy

They stand out on the corner
And pass their leaflets out
Telling all who passes by 
What they're all about

They'll offer you an apple
And you'll think they're being kind
But all it takes is just one bite
And then they'll control your mind

Don't say I didn't warn you
If you do what I have feared
You'll find yourself 3 feet tall
And sporting a tiny beard

Copyright © | Year Posted 2010




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Date: 3/18/2010 8:14:00 AM
Hi-Ho, Hi-Ho, Larry's on a roll and I'm loving it! Great work again, Larry. Love, Carolyn
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Date: 3/18/2010 6:53:00 AM
Brilliant, made me laugh out loud
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Date: 3/18/2010 5:53:00 AM
the truth finally comes out! Very clever! Hey, Larry how about "The Night Before Christmas" I've always had my suspicions about that story!
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