Santa Claus and the 7 Dwarfs

I bet you didn't know that the 7 dwarfs Used to work for Santa Claus Yep, they all got fired from the north pole Cause they kept breaking too many laws See, Doc was the north pole physician He tended to those who were afflicted But he was writing too many prescriptions And three hundred elves got addicted Then we have the dwarf called Sneezy Sneezy became a problem too Everywhere he goes he's blowing his nose And they all came down with the flu Next we have the dwarf named Sleepy Now this one should speak for itself He was always found somewhere laying down Curled up in a corner on a shelf Then there's the dwarf called Bashful This one was just way too shy And when they finally gave him his pink slip He was too embarressed to say goodbye That brings us to the dwarf named Happy Now he was just a bundle of joy But they just couldn't get him to do any work Cause he was always playing with the toys And of course we can't forget about Dopey This one always did what they said But he was a little slow, if you know what I mean And they think he was dropped on his head And last but not least we have Grumpy He would stay out drinking all night Now he was the north pole's problem child Cause he was always starting all the fights Well that's the end of my story And I really hope you're not annoyed Did I tell you Snow White fired them too? Yep, all seven dwarfs are unemployed