Long Seltzer Poems
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That Was a Human
Allow me to be disgusted at the jest
and your halfway happy surprise at the end result
of the missile timed precisely:
Did he just splatter?
And allow me to feel the brunt of the bruising
upon my saddened heart,...
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Categories:
seltzer, abuse, angst, bereavement, corruption, horror, humanity, war,
Form:
Dramatic Monologue
A Music Box and Memories
On a cobblestone street,
cracked and ill-repaired,
I rifle antique shops
for a jeweled music box
to cradle my empty locket.
I wish to drop it
...
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Categories:
seltzer, fantasy, grief, loss, love, music, sound,
Form:
Free verse
One Hundred Things To Do Instead of Drugs and Alcohol
1. Write a poem
2. Call up an old friend
3. Read a book
4. Make sandwiches to save for later
5. Call your mom
6. Go for a walk
7. Go for a jog
8. Draw fantastical creatures
9. Eat healthy snacks
10....
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Categories:
seltzer, life,
Form:
Free verse
Stop and Shop Strike
The Stop & Shop strike v. Game of Thrones.
In Game what’s not made plain
is the condition of the people
compared with warriors and queens.
There’s no mention of land-clearance, tree-felling,
pruning, chopping, digging, hoeing,
weeding, branding,...
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Categories:
seltzer, dream, food, sun, war, women, work, world,
Form:
Verse
Zenith University
Zenith University
I am a proud graduate
of Zenith University,
where the quality stays on
until the little dot
shrinks and goes away.
I attended that fine institution
with Tom and Jerry,
Heckl, Jeckl, Mickey, Minnie,
Da?y, Donald, Daisy,
Huey, Dewey, Louie,
Speedy, Wile E., Gumby, Pokey,
Yogi, Boo Boo, Dino, Chucko,
Hobo Kelley, Lassie, Bozo,
Betty, Barney, Bam Bam Rubble,
Wilma, Pebbles, Fred,
Casper, Felix, Sheri? John,
Gentle Ben, and Mr. Ed.
Astro, Elroy,
Judy, George, and Jane--
Eddie Haskell, Wally Cleaver,
Mom and Dad and Little Beaver.
Favorite Martian--Flying Nun,
James Arness--smoking gun,
Spanky and Alfalfa,
Larry, Moe, and Curly.
Tests consisted
of posted patterns.
To see those,
you had to get up early
like Jack LaLanne and Buns of Steel,
Captain Kangaroo.
Mid-morning classes included
Monte Hall (quite a deal),
Bob the Barker (not the builder).
Allen Ludden passed the words, ...
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Categories:
seltzer, appreciation, celebrity, education, fun, school, student,
Form:
Rhyme
MY ROCHDALE MEMOIR
I moved into Rochdale in 1964
My Grandparents and I moved in together
We will not be discussing our ages
Just Rochdale and its amazes
History with a continued stride
As a start off, I who can forget the ROCHDALE...
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Categories:
seltzer, adventure, america, care, city, community, feelings, grandparents,
Form:
Free verse
Collegetown Hipsters
I see you hipsters in rustic coffee shops with pictures of Marlyn Monroe and contemporary art,
the girl in all black with a black beret to make her look more avant-garde and red colored hair...
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Categories:
seltzer, art, community, culture, fashion, funny, imagery, metaphor,
Form:
Prose Poetry
Frankenstein
7/25/21
Until infinity
In any vicinity
Let me put it out there officially
I smoke and drink religiously
Call it the holy trinity
Initially
You'd think it does not mean s*** to me
And that all of it was done deliberately
Don't need your...
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Categories:
seltzer, dark, deep, life, poetry, rap, strength, truth,
Form:
Rhyme
Caution: Impending Explosion
My stomach's like a rumbling pit
That any moment may explode.
My stomach's like a roiling pot
That's holding way too big a load.
My stomach's like Vesuvius;
...
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Categories:
seltzer, birthday, food,
Form:
Rhyme
Pecker
Feeling the need to put my words/thoughts in a letter
Not sure if hearing from me makes you dither...
Or rather makes you want to quiver
Sending shock waves to your liver
Saying you want to get to know...
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Categories:
seltzer, life, me, life, me, , western,
Form:
Rhyme
Take Me Back To the Time
Take me back to a time when have a Pepsi was for merry people at Christmas,
When General Electric fairy lights hung on real trees and pine needles fell,
Father Christmas smoked Pall Mall cigarettes because they...
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Categories:
seltzer, history, christmas, time, christmas, time, mum,
Form:
Prose Poetry
Happy Thanksgiving
It was the night before Thanksgiving, had
trouble sleeping, counting sheep don’t work…
Kept thinking of the leftovers that we would have,
knowing that they would be calling my name before long…
With no will power to...
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Categories:
seltzer, fantasy, food, holiday, seasons, sweet, sweet,
Form:
Narrative
Dissolve
I am like a little seltzer pill.
Effervescent bubbles deep inside.
You are the liquid all around me, all around...
Uncovering the joy that I would hide.
I want to dissolve myself in you.
I want to dissolve.
So, wrap yourself...
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Categories:
seltzer, longing, love,
Form:
Rhyme
Drive-Ins On the Fourth On Many Years Ago Well Memories
July fireworks bring together families and friends
for a much needed vacation from worries and work.
Picnics at and on the lake just for memorie's fond taking.
I remember the days of old when watching a movie...
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Categories:
seltzer, childhood, happiness, nostalgia, uplifting, together,
Form:
I do not know?
Its Howdy Doody Time
Sitting in the “Peanut Gallery” in the centre of Doodyville
Clutching my Clarabell Clown Marionette , such a Thrill
No tangled strings, on my gift from Mom and Dad Vacing
Buffalo Bob says ”Please put on...
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Categories:
seltzer, childhood, happinessmom, dad, teacher, dad, mom, teacher,
Form:
Rhyme
Hungover
Whilst I hover here
wondering if i'll be sick
The hazy details of the nights debauchery
Become clearer with every retch,
And nothing.
Who took that photo with the silly face?
I really thought id be able to pace
Myself...
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Categories:
seltzer, friendship, funny, introspection, life, recovery from..., teen
Form:
I do not know?
A Village Encounter
From Queens to Manhattan, I rode the subway.
I will never forget that late spring day,
when I walked into that Greenwich Village café.
This young girl practically stole my heart away.
With a long white dress, and a...
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Categories:
seltzer, lost lovesweet, sweet,
Form:
Rhyme
Naked Clowns Demented Brother - a Rant
Naked Clowns Demented Brother
Alas one disaster follows another,
naked clown - demented brother
dancing for the heads of state
asleep with faces in their plate
and as the rubber chicken stretches
they send again the fool who fetches
red noses from...
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Categories:
seltzer, bullying, confusion, humor, power, science,
Form:
Political Verse
Modern Appetite
Modern Appetite
by Michael R. Burch
"Women, wine, song ..."
It grumbled low, insisting it would feast
on blood and flesh, etcetera, at least
three times a day. With soft lubricious grease
and pale salacious oils, it would ease
its way...
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Categories:
seltzer, america, city, life, society, vanity, wine, women,
Form:
Sonnet
The Cat Who Drowned the Mouse
On a blustery cold day
Before a terrible snow storm
Such an awful thing happened
Unbeknownst to me.
After celebrating at a Christmas Party
To my surprise
I will never know why
...
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Categories:
seltzer, adventure, pets,
Form:
Dramatic Verse
Stomach Flew
PEPTO BISMOL said to her friend, "MLANTA's coming over, what should I serve?"
Her friend replied, "Perhaps your ANTACID would like a PRILOZEC salad, if she has ZANTAC
of her TUMS. If she's not hungry, you...
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Categories:
seltzer, funny, health, imagination
Form:
Narrative
NOISE ANNOYS
NOISE ANNOYS
Externally it might emerge as a belch
Especially as the seltzer may just fizz
But inside, one may just hear the stomach squelch
Maybe a hiccup, well you know how it is
A grunt is quite the opposite,...
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Categories:
seltzer, onomatopoeia, sound,
Form:
Terza Rima
Seltzer Drink
A Coca-Cola bottle shape, sweet bubbly peaches, and cream
A moment, a time, could this be a Love Supreme?
My throat's parched and my tongue's lonely. I can't wait to pop that top, I'm serious so stop...
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Categories:
seltzer, candy, emotions, feelings, kiss, passion, romantic love,
Form:
Rhyme
Love and Lust
Show me a man, not engulfed in lust before love
Nor in the beginning craved her enchanting groove
Then I will show you a liar
As the burning wools, enliven the pride of a cooking stove
So inevitably depends...
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Categories:
seltzer, romantic love,
Form:
Sonnet
An Answer To Breast Cancer
Soon, it got up to Dr. Spencer
Burning incense on coppery censer
In pursuit of a fitting answer
To the craziest hard hitting cancer:
A line he’d toed for an ulcer
And it result gave him for...
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Categories:
seltzer, anxiety, cancer, care, health,
Form:
Rhyme