Long Ridiculousness Poems

I tried not to pout about the past 
I cried out so many tears and they run dry so fast
I tried not to be very, very sensitive like what you said
I flied so many mountains...

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IT, Revisited
BEHOLD, this perilous journey, tis a whimsical tale of woe, that is delightfully bespoken, for welcomed ears to bestow, as a clown be found awakening, his oversized feet abound, his frizzy hair stabbed outwardly,...

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it's really not bad at all, it seems false advertising is the only way i get any numbers despite the fact that i write the truth so well:       ...

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I read in the news the other day,
Believe this if you can.
We should have a gingerbread person,
And not a gingerbread man.

Yes, things should now be genderless,
In order to avoid the flack,
Should anyone be offended, 
When...

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Racing thoughts come zipping and zigzagging in my noggin; I’m 
Recovering from losing you – my mind bleeds with utter 
Regret…piling up with numerous debts… I was upset for no apparent 
Reason…. but just give...

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DID YOU SAY RESURRECTION OR ERECTION?

Pardon me Mister Sinister Minister
But you are not so much teaching as you are screeching and reaching
While preaching to the choir about brimstone and fire
As I deem you a damnable...

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Once a year she comes in the middle of the night.
While children are dreaming about her eccentricities and specialties.
Her colors, her laughter, her barks, and shrieks and screams,
When children are on her Tilt-a-whirls and Rocko-Planes.

Once...

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The entrance ramp to the interstate is closed.
	No problem. It is a great day.  The sun is out. I am comfortable in my air conditioned truck.
I travel to another interstate ramp. Red and blue...

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leading the mob
you come to find out some truths about certain situations
being the best man for the job
in more ways than one
your two sides to this civil war is no longer necissary

Allow me to explain

first...

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so can you ever be free from
those whom you thought you
did your best to leave in the
past?  
certainly only senility may be
compassionate enough to
wipe the slate clean,
but what about those who have
gone, or who...

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Don’t tell Donna that Ted said that Marty
was…..

If I had a dollar for every time I heard some version
of this ridiculousness today, I would not have to
come to work with these gossip mongers.

Ring. Ring. It...

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I want to wake to you each day, 
fall asleep with the taste of 
you on my lips 
Never to be fake, to be the rays 
for your sun to eclipse 
Your reason for embracing...

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heed my warning
the angel of life has been tortured
by a doublestandard of truths
this has been subconciously realised by many
and the other side of the coin of worship misunderstood
as an act against god
where it remains an...

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Joey was way too intense.
He chased me on the playground when I was in first grade.
He caught me too; and I remember how intense he was.
He told the teacher he was going to marry me.
I...

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The Relentless 
I know, do not remind me, but today I saw my father
On TV, he is 110 and can dance salsa, so if I´m like him
I have years of gymnastic prowess  
I rang...

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She deserves the wrath of my worst, 
She deserves punishment, 
She should be the example
To dissuade the others

Mercy? Ha! I scoff at the ridiculousness of it.
I roll my eyes, my soul snarls her lip and...

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The life of our gallantries

Risky is my everyday devotion
Serving for the nation
Chanting my military incantation
Sacrifice my life and image to my nation

Sparking to burn for others
To Safeguard mothers and fathers
Fighting for sisters and brothers
Forgetting like...

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I keep picking up the phone to call my mother
To hear her voice and her laugh, which was terrific.
I know she would be chuckling at the latest tweets.
Laughing her head off at the ridiculousness of...

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Yes in deed thank God on each and every single day 
Some find that odd, ridiculousness in every word I say
But when Friday comes along they proclaim it loud
To me that's like a song one...

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He says caw, caw, caw—yes he crows 
With roll, pitch, and yaw Branson goes
My space ride’s high price
Makes me feel oh so nice
Though it takes the earth's health to new lows!


Author's comment: Apologies to Peter...

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Tame the treacherous TRESSES.
BEFORE battling BRAVE BEAST
IN IRONIC INTENSE IMPRESSIVE
DANGEROUS  DUNGEONFUL  DREAMS.
MONUMENTAL  MORNING MESS  MUSES
BREAKFAST BREAKS BLUENESS 
TIME TO TEST THE TERRITORY
SINCE  SATURDAY SEEMS SO SLOW
TURN ON THE TV ...

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Poem #10 (Heaven)

An expansive ceiling above,
Like white paint dripped excessively 
On a black canvas.
My neck cranes backwards 
Following the landscape of blackness, 
And continues along with the on going blackness,
Until I almost fall into a...

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I don't know what to call these feelings..
Girl problems? Soul killings?
Better yet, confusion of emotion greetings.
Roller-coaster Life got me revealing.


Ache for the laughter and love..
Why does IT has to divide us?
Making me feel dejected
Leaving me...

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The flowers of hope lay trampled,
Destroyed by a world so cruel,
Mothers, whose eyes sparkled with life,
Now left shattered, a lifeless pawn, 

Hypocrisy is what defines you,
A land that never belonged to you, 
The ridiculousness of...

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It is most important to not hurt a cats soul
for it is the perfect balance
of nobility and ridiculousness,
be gentle with its finer feelings
they are more sensitive than yours.

Do be not laugh
if it scares itself in...

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