Long Ridiculousness Poems
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Pouting and Doubting Won'T Help
I tried not to pout about the past
I cried out so many tears and they run dry so fast
I tried not to be very, very sensitive like what you said
I flied so many mountains...
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Categories:
ridiculousness, angst, anti bullying, anxiety,
Form:
Lyric
It, Revisited
IT, Revisited
BEHOLD, this perilous journey, tis a whimsical tale of woe, that is delightfully bespoken, for welcomed ears to bestow, as a clown be found awakening, his oversized feet abound, his frizzy hair stabbed outwardly,...
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Categories:
ridiculousness, fun, halloween, imagination, poetry, scary,
Form:
Prose Poetry
Free Cee Tell Your Children To Go Back To Their Wii Before Reading This Poem
it's really not bad at all, it seems false advertising is the only way i get any numbers despite the fact that i write the truth so well: ...
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Categories:
ridiculousness, angst, me, me,
Form:
Free verse
Not About Biscuits
I read in the news the other day,
Believe this if you can.
We should have a gingerbread person,
And not a gingerbread man.
Yes, things should now be genderless,
In order to avoid the flack,
Should anyone be offended,
When...
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Categories:
ridiculousness, england, environment, humanity, humor, nature, planet,
Form:
Rhyme
Rated R For Recovery -3-
Racing thoughts come zipping and zigzagging in my noggin; I’m
Recovering from losing you – my mind bleeds with utter
Regret…piling up with numerous debts… I was upset for no apparent
Reason…. but just give...
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Categories:
ridiculousness, depression, emotions, encouraging, grief, hope, passion,
Form:
Free verse
Free Cee Did You Say Resurrection Or Erection
DID YOU SAY RESURRECTION OR ERECTION?
Pardon me Mister Sinister Minister
But you are not so much teaching as you are screeching and reaching
While preaching to the choir about brimstone and fire
As I deem you a damnable...
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Categories:
ridiculousness, angst, me, me,
Form:
Free verse
She Comes To Town
Once a year she comes in the middle of the night.
While children are dreaming about her eccentricities and specialties.
Her colors, her laughter, her barks, and shrieks and screams,
When children are on her Tilt-a-whirls and Rocko-Planes.
Once...
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Categories:
ridiculousness, 2nd grade, 3rd grade, 4th grade, 5th
Form:
Free verse
An Entire Town Taken Hostage
The entrance ramp to the interstate is closed.
No problem. It is a great day. The sun is out. I am comfortable in my air conditioned truck.
I travel to another interstate ramp. Red and blue...
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Categories:
ridiculousness, life, political,
Form:
Free verse
Godfather
leading the mob
you come to find out some truths about certain situations
being the best man for the job
in more ways than one
your two sides to this civil war is no longer necissary
Allow me to explain
first...
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Categories:
ridiculousness, adventureworld, family, lost, family, lost, spiritual,
Form:
Free verse
Person From the Past
so can you ever be free from
those whom you thought you
did your best to leave in the
past?
certainly only senility may be
compassionate enough to
wipe the slate clean,
but what about those who have
gone, or who...
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Categories:
ridiculousness, life,
Form:
Free verse
Working In An Office
Don’t tell Donna that Ted said that Marty
was…..
If I had a dollar for every time I heard some version
of this ridiculousness today, I would not have to
come to work with these gossip mongers.
Ring. Ring. It...
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Categories:
ridiculousness, work,
Form:
Narrative
Need To Know
I want to wake to you each day,
fall asleep with the taste of
you on my lips
Never to be fake, to be the rays
for your sun to eclipse
Your reason for embracing...
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Categories:
ridiculousness, blessing, feelings, love, true love,
Form:
Rhyme
The Suicide of the Meaning of Life
heed my warning
the angel of life has been tortured
by a doublestandard of truths
this has been subconciously realised by many
and the other side of the coin of worship misunderstood
as an act against god
where it remains an...
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Categories:
ridiculousness, angst, education, funerallife, life,
Form:
Free verse
Joey Was Way Too Intense
Joey was way too intense.
He chased me on the playground when I was in first grade.
He caught me too; and I remember how intense he was.
He told the teacher he was going to marry me.
I...
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Categories:
ridiculousness, love,
Form:
Prose Poetry
The Relentless
The Relentless
I know, do not remind me, but today I saw my father
On TV, he is 110 and can dance salsa, so if I´m like him
I have years of gymnastic prowess
I rang...
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Categories:
ridiculousness, betrayal, childhood, creation,
Form:
Chant Royal
She Deserves My Wrath and More
She deserves the wrath of my worst,
She deserves punishment,
She should be the example
To dissuade the others
Mercy? Ha! I scoff at the ridiculousness of it.
I roll my eyes, my soul snarls her lip and...
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Categories:
ridiculousness, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 6th
Form:
Free verse
Life of Our Gallantry
The life of our gallantries
Risky is my everyday devotion
Serving for the nation
Chanting my military incantation
Sacrifice my life and image to my nation
Sparking to burn for others
To Safeguard mothers and fathers
Fighting for sisters and brothers
Forgetting like...
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Categories:
ridiculousness, military,
Form:
Rhyme
To Call My Mother
I keep picking up the phone to call my mother
To hear her voice and her laugh, which was terrific.
I know she would be chuckling at the latest tweets.
Laughing her head off at the ridiculousness of...
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Categories:
ridiculousness, death, mother, usa,
Form:
Free verse
Thank God It's Friday
Yes in deed thank God on each and every single day
Some find that odd, ridiculousness in every word I say
But when Friday comes along they proclaim it loud
To me that's like a song one...
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Categories:
ridiculousness, simple, thanks, thanksgiving,
Form:
Rhyme
Another Capitalist Idiot
He says caw, caw, caw—yes he crows
With roll, pitch, and yaw Branson goes
My space ride’s high price
Makes me feel oh so nice
Though it takes the earth's health to new lows!
Author's comment: Apologies to Peter...
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Categories:
ridiculousness, 1st grade, environment, integrity, irony, space, symbolism,
Form:
Limerick
Saturday Matinee
Tame the treacherous TRESSES.
BEFORE battling BRAVE BEAST
IN IRONIC INTENSE IMPRESSIVE
DANGEROUS DUNGEONFUL DREAMS.
MONUMENTAL MORNING MESS MUSES
BREAKFAST BREAKS BLUENESS
TIME TO TEST THE TERRITORY
SINCE SATURDAY SEEMS SO SLOW
TURN ON THE TV ...
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Categories:
ridiculousness, adventure, day, friend, happiness, muse,
Form:
Alliteration
Poem #10 (Heaven)
Poem #10 (Heaven)
An expansive ceiling above,
Like white paint dripped excessively
On a black canvas.
My neck cranes backwards
Following the landscape of blackness,
And continues along with the on going blackness,
Until I almost fall into a...
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Categories:
ridiculousness, death, introspection, philosophy, science, space, body, senses,
Form:
I do not know?
Sorrow Sighs
I don't know what to call these feelings..
Girl problems? Soul killings?
Better yet, confusion of emotion greetings.
Roller-coaster Life got me revealing.
Ache for the laughter and love..
Why does IT has to divide us?
Making me feel dejected
Leaving me...
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Categories:
ridiculousness, age, childhood, confusion, emotions, farewell, feelings, lonely,
Form:
Free verse
Blood On Your Hands:Israel
The flowers of hope lay trampled,
Destroyed by a world so cruel,
Mothers, whose eyes sparkled with life,
Now left shattered, a lifeless pawn,
Hypocrisy is what defines you,
A land that never belonged to you,
The ridiculousness of...
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Categories:
ridiculousness, prayer, religion, rights,
Form:
Free verse
Advice For New Cat Owners
It is most important to not hurt a cats soul
for it is the perfect balance
of nobility and ridiculousness,
be gentle with its finer feelings
they are more sensitive than yours.
Do be not laugh
if it scares itself in...
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Categories:
ridiculousness, poetry,
Form:
Free verse