Working In An Office

Don’t tell Donna that Ted said that Marty
was…..

If I had a dollar for every time I heard some version
of this ridiculousness today, I would not have to
come to work with these gossip mongers.

Ring. Ring. It is Linda, the bookkeeper at the next desk.
She cannot turn and talk to me, because she is
telling tales about Sheila who sits less than ten feet
behind us.

I laugh politely at the end of the tale, hoping
she will let me get back to my bill-paying. But no,
she now has a story about Jacque.

Off the phone I write two checks. Brring Brring
The supervisor glares at me. We are supposed
to get the phone after the first ring. It might be
one of our vendors or our stores. We pay bills
for a chain of stores.

I grab the phone. It is Jacque, who is telling me
stories about Linda. None of them nice ones.
They both want to sit with me at lunch, but not
with the other one at the table. I slink out with
my lunch and eat in my car again, third week in
a row.

The supervisor comes out and raps on my window.
I roll it down about an inch.
"You are not supposed to eat in your car," he tells me.
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Hankins Avatar
January 14, 2022 at 8:32 PM
OMG...can't you politely tell them you are not into office gossip, and you really don't want to make friends or enemies at your place of employment? I see from your response to Shirley, you have the problem well under control.
Krutsinger Avatar
January 14, 2022 at 11:07 PM
I love conversation, but at work I am a loner. The cleaning lady is my best friend; we have known each other 12 years and we both can keep a confidence. I am so glad she is here!
Hawkins Avatar
January 8, 2022 at 8:03 PM
That's exhausting... You can run away but you can't hide.
Krutsinger Avatar
January 9, 2022 at 7:09 PM
I am so glad I do not spend any time with toxic coworkers. I eat lunch alone.
Seeker Avatar
January 8, 2022 at 7:45 PM
Heads he wins, tails we lose
Krutsinger Avatar
January 9, 2022 at 7:09 PM
Exactly!
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