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Enter Poem or Quote (Required)Required DID YOU SAY RESURRECTION OR ERECTION? Pardon me Mister Sinister Minister But you are not so much teaching as you are screeching and reaching While preaching to the choir about brimstone and fire As I deem you a damnable liar And a prodigal prostitute who should be destitute While I remain resolute against your irreverent and irrelevant irregularities And you raise my ire to a dire decibel Because I am not a disciple Nor am I a member of your congregation Because you are an abhorrent aberration whom I abhor You unholy whore Your soul on the whole is the goal of a ghoul And I anoint you a fallacy and a freakish fool While you duel with a demon whose semen is sanctimonious and erroneous And I point to the error of your wretched ways Until the end of days You serve an ironic idol who is an iconoclastic and bombastic bastard I berate with hate who makes me irate….. And whose fate is forecast by the force of a phallic symbol symbolized by the simple minded followers of a fraud Who, quite frankly, leaves me abominably bored An impossible imposter who fosters the phoniness of a fake who can’t make a pretender into the defender of the defenseless Only the senseless hordes of impious who hear and believe the pretense you preach about And fill me with undiluted and indubitable doubt Because someone should wash your mouth out with soap Hang you on the end of a rope As you grope with grievance for the allegiance of the almighty Since your facts are based on flightiness and reprehensible rhetoric scorned by the sensible and seen for the tripe it is Ripe and rife with ridiculous conclusions And the illusions of illusive, insidious, insipid and all inconclusive information As I repeat I am not a member of your congregation Mr. Sinister Minister of misery and miserly compassion Whose ration of ridiculousness is reclusive and replete with completely indecisive and indelicate ideologies And what you preach and teach about is simply old hat And so Mister Sinister Minister Take that! © 2012….copyright..PHREEPOETREE...~free cee!~ t
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