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Everyone Poops
I am playing with my dollies
And my princess pram all pink
I'm nearly 5
A big girl now
No more nappies
Or plastic pants
I think

I outgrew the potty
When I was only three
My mum says it's because I am brave
Now...

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Categories: public toilet, body, humor, humorous, wedding, mum, , cute,
Form: Free verse



Mr Epic Generic and Dj Cliche
Derek and Eric said I'm Generic, 
a weird name but I'll wear it,
I'm cool, it's epic, Generic's so original 
like the South Park ginger kid,
"gingers have souls bluur".
 
MC Generic the genius generates 
with DJ...

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© Nick Trim  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: public toilet, metaphor, smart, word play,
Form: Free verse
June Third Twenty Twelve
JUNE THIRD,TWENTY TWELVE
The unfriendly plane came, baked
With an arrogant fire flame courtesy
Dana air space,
As my land begins to shake
Steady crates of eggs collapse
And break
Her waste ran fast as the sun ray,
Tears became the spice of...

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Categories: public toilet, artme, time,
Form: Ballade
The Rainbow Is Out
the rainbow is out now, 
I saw it this morning on my way to school

the rainbow our heroes of old died fighting for
            ...

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Categories: public toilet, africa, black african american, culture, forgiveness, freedom,
Form: ABC
Advice To Harvard Applicants
Advice to Harvard Students.

if you pour boiling oil
on your babies head
wait until the oil price has gone down.

if you undress in a public toilet
you may meet Piers Morgan
or the police may join in.

if you steal...

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© Alan Ford  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: public toilet, america,
Form: Free verse



The Lies of Fathers
When I die
In a slum in Bombay
My relatives cannot find my house
They have to walk through the mud
Up to their thighs
Thousands of eyes watching their every step
There is no house
Only a cardboard roof with no...

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Categories: public toilet, introspection,
Form: I do not know?
Free Cee Some Wannabe Poets Words Aren'T As Good As Those Found On Public Toilet Walls
IS THERE A CORONER ON THE CORNER?

Life would be more temperate were i not taunted so by temptation
On every corner and on every god-forsaken street
For a weakened man such as i temptation never comes to...

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Categories: public toilet, angst, me, me,
Form: Quatrain
Writing On Stone Finally Deciphered
Writing on Stone Finally Deciphered

By Elton Camp

In the ruins of an ancient city it was found
But, no expert could its meaning expound

But visitors to the museum were all told
That the key to a great mystery...

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© Elton Camp  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: public toilet, funny, writing, writing,
Form: Rhyme
Public Toilet
You may use this toilet, but please do not spoil it,
Quit being mean by keeping it clean. 
Flush it with water, not with what’s meant to drink, 
If you care for others you won’t let...

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Categories: public toilet, peoplemay,
Form: Narrative
Humour We Wonder
Humour?
 Where were you when I was arrested at a public toilet for drinking
of a flask of brandy- the man beside me was a police officer out 
to catch people like me who needed a...

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Categories: public toilet, anti bullying, anxiety,
Form: Blank verse
Handwashing In the Public Toilet
Hand Washing in the Public Toilet

By Elton Camp

Employees must wash hands before returning to work
But that sign doesn't apply to just some regular jerk

I see guys often in there handling you know what
But do they...

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© Elton Camp  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: public toilet, funny,
Form: Rhyme

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