Mr Epic Generic and Dj Cliche

Derek and Eric said I'm Generic, 
a weird name but I'll wear it,
I'm cool, it's epic, Generic's so original 
like the South Park ginger kid,
"gingers have souls bluur".
 
MC Generic the genius generates 
with DJ Cliche real name Lee Shay 
from Vichy, genre Generic-king, 
begin the journey blurting my name, 
"Generic Jackson" they say, 
Generic's on the Mic dancing Michael with
Billy Jean in an epic moon jog scene so Levi alone
and step one small step at a time cus the levee not dry
and the giant leap beyond mankinds size so Chevy and drive
stop if music dies I'm a genius in roam the bollocks of dog
at the Colosseum with Caesar American Pie and corn pop
this Generic show sold out all seasons
and I kid you not my sons and Romans
every line from songs and programs.

If Monday's one day is Sunday Nun day, 
rhyme stunned aye perfected Punday, 
Wednesday when-what aye 
Thursday the thirst day 
poetic pen punishment 
the pun is ment I'm a funny gent,
is spacetime relevant or shall I continuum 
at lightspeed writing my system 
and have panels solar power scores of galaxies and stars 
or hand over to Lee Shay and see Lee lay in his Lee way, Lee Shay 

I'm Lee Shay I'm lean I lay fresh rhymes all day white lines inked linked chiming rhymes sinks climbs tunnels draft wind back behind, 
that feeling found in the first hangover fart to exit your backside 

Never 1 cliche I'm Lee Shay from Vichy a DJ Cliche Lee Shay
on the horizon rising rightly over amazons deserts and bright seas 
on course and hiding the unknown surprises certain to smiling eyes
forget ISIS Axis powers and the BREXIT crisis just rhyme wisest 

cus as of late I've been flushing out poems like I'm at Crystal Palace spending pennies not worth a pound like a useless writest
trained to but broke the typewriter 
can't caption or capture the titanic impact 
find warm inside more like ice so let us 
sail these tight straights of seas with drains 
flowing poems turn sewage the good rhymes I waste 
so I wrote many layers a depth ships sank through in your face, 
I'm just a rhymer this what I do, 
called me Generic I'm Trim-epic 
dyslexic-elect, Mr. Penedent.

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1st & 2nd stanzas contain wordplay,
Michael Jackson's Billy Jean, moonwalk, 
Jean and Levi, Moon "One small step for man..."
American pie song
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Final stanza, the Great Exhibition 1852 (Crystal Palace) saw the first flushing public toilet 1 penny to use the main site ,the phrase In for a penny.. pound first used
Ice, so let us (iceberg lettuce)
Copyright © | Year Posted 2019

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May 29, 2019 at 8:55 AM
Well trim epic nicely done my dear friend! Lol! Your so very clever but you already know that!;)
Chiri Avatar
May 29, 2019 at 3:18 PM
Well well well me trim epic! Lmao it feels so weird calling you mr! You such a muppet!:) well you should be able to go to my poems now! Hint hint! Goof;)
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May 29, 2019 at 9:22 AM
Why thank you very much miss Brenda you're back, it's so nice to see, as is the fact you're back, 2 nice backs, lol 2 cheeky lmao I was looking for you the other day but all the links went to you old pages which isnt there, it's great too welcome you :)
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